Last words before death

this car doesn't have a bomb wired to its engine right?? *car starts* *bang*

its not sulfuric acid, its lime soda ahhhhhhhh

he isn't an assasin *bang* bang* 2guns2guns

I've always liked: "Remember me as a hero...."

relax, there are no sharks in this water.......AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SPLASH.........

we are not over a cliff

That and: "With my last breathe I curse you!!!"

*sighs*

come on, everyones doing it!!!

"Your a victim of incest!!"

SPLAT!

its ok!!!! i wont let go!!!!

"I balanced my check book finally!"

''when i said ' i wish the world would open up and swollow me whole'', i didnt mean it litrall-----''

"For god's sake my last name is Valentiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!"

''look im innocent i tell ya..inno ce---ahghh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ''

"With my death I shall--achoo, **** I sneezed!!!"

'' whats this button do?...sh--''

This gun istn't loaded....and i'll prove it

Honey, how about a blowjob?

what do you mean i shouldnt drink while im driving? im doing perfe.....

"Hang on, its gonna be a bumpy ride... oh shit"