Last words before death

''I repeat..there is nothing under your be---ahhhhhh'''

"this is how you call a closet monster.........undorfurtunately, you cant stop one once its bee-----"

''candyman.... candyman.... candym--''

I won't let you kill me.......I ...won't...I can't ...let ...it ...end ...like ...this..

"and heres the cave of bigfoot, he doesnt seem to be home now but.....holy crap, it him!!"

😂'

'ofcourse its safe''

*falls*

"hmmmm, those rocks seem to be getting bigger really fast"

*from the view of a baby with Uneek standing infront of him*

"What does 'pow' mean?"

go a head shot me...I got my bullet proof jumpsuit on! Wait! my bulletproof jump suit is green..Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *falls down*

Originally posted by dave123
*from the view of a baby with Uneek standing infront of him*

"What does 'pow' mean?"

hysterical....😂

*leaves thread in a fit of laughter*

"i think ive seen you before..could you turn around and show me the cheeks......oh, is that your husband?"

*reads*

''by the time y0ou have finished reading this you will have inhaled 2000 million toxic fum..es..no dont stop reading.,...who me?..yea you..carry on reading....................huh...............huh

this is just forcing you to take in more fumes....why are you still reading?..are you stupid...

..idiot*

*dies*

'' why did say ''over my dead body''

"You can't kill me! I'm already dead, muuuahaha... *choke*"

"Wait....we DO have airbags right?"

i told u so

the engines r still attached to the plane right

what do you mean russian roulette is dangerous? BLAM!!!

what this gun isn't loaded *BANG*

i dont need a seat belt, man.