?how many fingers am i holding up?"
"of course this swords not sharp"
does this lightsabre really work?"
how many wookies does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"im sorry i thought this was a fake chamber of hell"
"can you tell me how to get to seseme street?" at least that was the last thing that guy playing as big bird said befor those kids mauled him
"Says here, avoid contact with skin and eyes. Oh crap. Eyes too?!"
"Watch this."
"I'll be right back. Promise."
"Think you're tough, eh? Well check me out."
"Hm. No, that didn't work like it was supposed to."
"Life is like a box of **** off, and I done ate the whole damn thing."
"Hey, when do I pull the cord again?"
"Oh, that can't be good."
"Shit."