Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver

Started by DarkCanadian18 pages

I was going to say lay off the alchohol and drugs, but I guess Syren's works better.

Originally posted by Syren
Oh dear... oh dear no... you truly believe that this will make 'yo' woman' drop to her knees and beg you to stay? *shakes head in patronising fashion*

I think you have some problems with aggression that you need to concentrate on in order to become the man you have the potential to be. Go home to your partner, tell her you love her, tell her you need her. Please don't think you have the right to sleep around simply because you work all day. We all work all day... I do not do these unspeakable things just because I work for a living... oh no.

Perhaps a session with the relationship counsellor would be beneficial to you and your girlfriend? And maybe some schooling, of an evening?

*pulls wedge of cards out of drawer and hands Wicker a bundle*

Call these numbers if you really want to change, they will help.

Now I really must focus on my other clients, good day to you 😊

*looks at cards suspiciously*

Yeah, whuteva' ya'll says homegurl.....keep it real.....

*bumps into Nauj on the way out*

Watch yoself foo' else i'zz gunna break yo azz

~wickerman~

😂

Yes I am ready madam 😉

🙄

Nauj, please take a seat... I apologise for Wicker's rudeness, it seems there is no hope for the Thug Man.

*stands guard by the door*

Yeah poor thing. anyways lights another cigarette 😮‍💨 know thats better *cough um the reason Im here Is because Ive gotten the urge to kill people all of a sudden

eyes Thank you Dark, I appreciate your efforts 😄

You're very welcome, ma'am.

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
Yeah poor thing. anyways lights another cigarette 😮‍💨 know thats better *cough um the reason Im here Is because Ive gotten the urge to kill people all of a sudden

Ok, shall we say 'mental delusionary issues'?

Continue...

(very slightly rests hand on knife hilt)

its cause the other day I was arguing with my mom you see and the beatch starded yellin for me for no good reason. I was like biatch who do you think you are talking to me like that. I got so fraustraded I got a kitchen knife and stabed her. So I left her there to die and well I moved away and disguised myself as Darth Nauj know.

*sigh* ❌

Originally posted by Syren
Welcome Feanor, how can I be of service? eyes
😱 i uh.....um.....give me a sec......bag

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
(very slightly rests hand on knife hilt)

*gives Dave the finger on his way out*

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
*gives Dave the finger on his way out*

~wickerman~


❌🙄

*hears police sirens* shi!t theyve found me. flicks cigarrete bun at DC , gotto go madamn for know I need to hide. Dont worry I'll be back to finish my story 😉 *runs away to hide

*trips Nauj on the way out, who sprawls on the floor and swears loudly*

Fellas, let him go, let him run into the distance, we can do nothing for him...

*cries*

I have failed him...

you skipped me.