Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver

i have no food and no money

Get a job eyes

*kicks Mr.Bacon's bottom lighty*

Hey, hey, mister. Let JJ go first. Get in line.

Originally posted by justjakk
you skipped me.

I will take you now ✅

Be seated...

the damn college in my town takes all the jobs ive been trying to get one for 2 years

"sits down lightly`....chairs breaks"

i'll just sit on the floor......uhm...i grew wings and i was wondering how to make them bigger.

My advice to JJ: Eat plenty of protien-rich food, and exersize frequently.

okay....i'm ready *clears throat*

i have a fear of................talking to women fear

Originally posted by justjakk
"sits down lightly`....chairs breaks"

i'll just sit on the floor......uhm...i grew wings and i was wondering how to make them bigger.

Thanks, DC, that's wonderful advice, but as you can see the poor fellow has no wings to speak of. They are a figment of his paranoid, confused imagination...

*rummages in drawer and pulls out packets of Prozac, Valium and a stronger version in Diazepam*

Eat these...

Originally posted by Fëanor
okay....i'm ready *clears throat*

i have a fear of................talking to women fear

But you are speaking quite clearly to me, do I not appear female?

*hands on hips, strike a pose, eyelash flutter*

Originally posted by Fëanor
okay....i'm ready *clears throat*

i have a fear of................talking to women fear

buy a blow up doll.

what about my wings? does viagra work for them too? and then my halo is crooked......yeah i know. most people think im trying to be ghetto. im not. its really on crooked...it like showed up the day after i got my wings, and i was like kool....hey wait, its crooked...

i can fly, dut its like.......fat guy with little wings. is it a bird? a plane? no its a fat guy with little wings........i know i could just step on them, but i dont wanna mess up my new shoes. you know how hard it is to find size 24 1/2?

Originally posted by Syren
Thanks, DC, that's wonderful advice, but as you can see the poor fellow has no wings to speak of. They are a figment of his paranoid, confused imagination...

*rummages in drawer and pulls out packets of Prozac, Valium and a stronger version in Diazepam*

Eat these...

OOOOHHH WAFFLES!!!

not very hard they have big and tall stores

Originally posted by Syren
Thanks, DC, that's wonderful advice, but as you can see the poor fellow has no wings to speak of. They are a figment of his paranoid, confused imagination...

*rummages in drawer and pulls out packets of Prozac, Valium and a stronger version in Diazepam*

Eat these...

(I'd just like to note that i take Diazepam quite frequently 😖 )

~wickerman~

if i dont have wings, how do you explain these?

Everything has a logical explanation Mr Jakk... even that.

Originally posted by Wickerman
(I'd just like to note that i take Diazepam quite frequently 😖 )

~wickerman~

A lot of people do, it's for the benefit of the thread cry

Originally posted by justjakk
if i dont have wings, how do you explain these?

Originally posted by Syren
Everything has a logical explanation Mr Jakk... even that.

well....i am making a comic book about me. so, i guess it works out....

you sure there isnt any way to make them bigger?

nono

Dark! Back to your post beside the door... we do not make our clients feel degraded...