Roaches(Stories,and More)

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Do you like or Hate Roaches

Roaches(Stories,and More)

OMG, Roaches are the worse, thing ever made. 5 years ago, I saw a shadow on my curtain, and was like oh, I wonder what that could be. I go to look and wow, it was the mother of all roaches. I was like omg, then killed it, but of course before it died, it called for back up, and I see another one flying through the window. I was like wow, it called for air support. I ran for the raid, and sprayed at it. It dodges it like it was a matrix Roach, but i got it in the end. Oh yeah that thing FLEW, thats the scary part.

i havent harbored any ill-will towards roaches since i saw "Joes Apartment"

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i havent harbored any ill-will towards roaches since i saw "Joes Apartment"

😆 Between me and you, that movie scared the crap out of me.

just fyi.. i have what seems to be an active phobia of them.. if i see one i get sick 😖 and the last time one touched me i cried for like an hour..

I usually Put my roaches in a Bowl and Smo......Oh Wait...Nevermind.....

when I was 10 I had a roach crawl into my ear while I was sleeping. he got stuck and couldnt get out.

shock Ewww

Originally posted by shellie
when I was 10 I had a roach crawl into my ear while I was sleeping. he got stuck and couldnt get out.
ive always ha da horrible fear of that...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I usually Put my roaches in a Bowl and Smo......Oh Wait...Nevermind.....
omg... 😖

it wasnt pleasent. I was woken when it was scratching trying to get out. I woke my dad and was crying cuz I didnt know what it was. he took me to the ER and the this was like 2amish...the doctor was training some interns and he had them watch him cut it out in sections.

Did it injure your ear?

im going to sleep with earplugs for a month....😖

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Did it injure your ear?
no because it wasnt at my eardrum...had it been at my eardrum..it woulda did lotsa damage....I just had to keep my ear sleaned and rinsed with peroxide for the couple days following. it was more emotionally damaging then anything else.

OMG, just talking about this creeps, me out. I was sleeping at night, then woke up to get a drink, and it was very dark. I heard a crunch, and I ran to whipe my foot off. I was like nooooooooooooooooooooooo, and finally turned on the light. It was a damn roach, that i stepped on with my barefoot. the feeling was the worst. the roach was on its back wiggling omgg I got to stop speaking about it.

Originally posted by shellie
no because it wasnt at my eardrum...had it been at my eardrum..it woulda did lotsa damage....I just had to keep my ear sleaned and rinsed with peroxide for the couple days following. it was more emotionally damaging then anything else.

THANKS ALOT. Now I will be freaked out and paranoid, for years, to come.

i got worse 🙂 my friend sleeps with her mouth open, so one night a roach crawled in.. it laid eggs in a small cut in her mouth, a few days later there were like 4 crawling out of her mouth, so they went to the hospital and they had to remove the eggs...😘... god i hate that story.

Originally posted by shellie
no because it wasnt at my eardrum...had it been at my eardrum..it woulda did lotsa damage....I just had to keep my ear sleaned and rinsed with peroxide for the couple days following. it was more emotionally damaging then anything else.
Thanks alot shellie, Now I'll be sleeping with my head under my pillow 😒

Originally posted by silvertsume
i got worse 🙂 my friend sleeps with her mouth open, so one night a roach crawled in.. it laid eggs in a small cut in her mouth, a few days later there were like 4 crawling out of her mouth, so they went to the hospital and they had to remove the eggs...😘... god i hate that story.

jawdrop

ok some one, close this thread. 🙁 It's scarying me)

Where did that person live. ( please don't say NY/NJ)

Originally posted by Superman 24
jawdrop

ok some one, close this thread. 🙁 It's scarying me)

Where did that person live. ( please don't say NY/NJ)

hahaha!!!!! vorhees nj! 😆

Originally posted by silvertsume
i got worse 🙂 my friend sleeps with her mouth open, so one night a roach crawled in.. it laid eggs in a small cut in her mouth, a few days later there were like 4 crawling out of her mouth, so they went to the hospital and they had to remove the eggs...😘... god i hate that story.
Bullshit possibly?