Roaches(Stories,and More)

Started by PrinceofBlades5 pages
Originally posted by Superman 24
Prince 😘

You don't know what your missing though...

Originally posted by Superman 24
I had a cat once, and I was like aww, and started petting it but when it turned, around, it had a roach on its lip. OMGGGGGGG 😘

aww, that cat beat you to it...

wel i g2g now 😛.. night princey hug *gets out earplug, medical mask, and can of raid*

If you catch any alive, send them my way....

night Silver hug kisses

Originally posted by silvertsume
wel i g2g now 😛.. night princey hug *gets out earplug, medical mask, and can of raid*

That won't help because, they love the challenge 😈

Sleep well 😈

Originally posted by Superman 24
That won't help because, they love the challenge 😈

Sleep well 😈

theres a centipede crawling through your intestines right now, waiting for the right moment to crawl up your thraot.. feel him in ther? scratching ur throat? 😛

Originally posted by silvertsume
theres a centipede crawling through your intestines right now, waiting for the right moment to crawl up your thraot.. feel him in ther? scratching ur throat? 😛

😘 Ok I take It backkkkkkk, please take that back 😘

😂 okok.. centipedes couldnt survive that. they dont liek dark *trying to take it back* sleep well *scratchscratch* hug

Originally posted by silvertsume
😂 okok.. centipedes couldnt survive that. they dont liek dark *trying to take it back* sleep well *scratchscratch* hug

After reading the first line 💃
After reading the second line 🙁
Starts to think about it 😘

Night, and don't leave you're mouth open 😈

well dont leave urs closed, that big guy wants to get out 😉

👿 your so evil silver...

with all his little legs... what, 14 of them scritching in ur insdides...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
👿 your so evil silver...
thank you 😊 kisses

Originally posted by silvertsume
well dont leave urs closed, that big guy wants to get out 😉

Atleast hes leaving on his own 💃

The ones that will enter you're mouth, don't plan on leaving anytime soon 😈

Originally posted by silvertsume
thank you 😊 kisses

passion weren't you leaving? 😉

I'm outy too. I am going to sleep with my eyes open.

like gandolf?

Roaches + Ewl

I saw a roach once, when I was in school. It got in my book back once. That was scary, because it was trapped in there and I couldn't get my book.

About six years back I lived in New York City. So one day my grandfather rushed into the bathroom with a broom and he was swinging like a mad man but I didn't pay him any mind. So I went into the bathroom 5 minutes later to do what people usually do in the bathroom. So I was doing number 1 and something told me to look down to my right, so I looked and there lied the biggest f****** bug I had ever seen! I killed a hell lot of roaches while I lived in the city but this thing was on freakin steroids! I almost had a heart attack looking at the damn thing. It was about 5 inches in height and a thick motherblanker!

It look like there was only a head connected to a giant abdomen. I ran out of the bathroom horrified at what I saw. Even when we got rid of that nightmare I didn't go to the bathroom for the whole day. Till this day I can remember it's freaky black eyes. Thank god there is no roaches where I live now. I don't know but I think they don't like the altitude here or something. But there are beetles here that look like the little buggers but not as big.