Roaches(Stories,and More)

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
About six years back I lived in New York City. So one day my grandfather rushed into the bathroom with a broom and he was swinging like a mad man but I didn't pay him any mind. So I went into the bathroom 5 minutes later to do what people usually do in the bathroom. So I was doing number 1 and something told me to look down to my right, so I looked and there lied the biggest f****** bug I had ever seen! I killed a hell lot of roaches while I lived in the city but this thing was on freakin steroids! I almost had a heart attack looking at the damn thing. It was about 5 inches in height and a thick motherblanker!

It look like there was only a head connected to a giant abdomen. I ran out of the bathroom horrified at what I saw. Even when we got rid of that nightmare I didn't go to the bathroom for the whole day. Till this day I can remember it's freaky black eyes. Thank god there is no roaches where I live now. I don't know but I think they don't like the altitude here or something. But there are beetles here that look like the little buggers but not as big.

😘 There are roaches where you are but they are waiting for the right time to strike 😈

I just saw a dead roach, next to my keyboard.

Eww

i hate the sound they make when you squash them 😘

we dont have roaches here 😛

Originally posted by Superman 24
OMG, Roaches are the worse, thing ever made. 5 years ago, I saw a shadow on my curtain, and was like oh, I wonder what that could be. I go to look and wow, it was the mother of all roaches. I was like omg, then killed it, but of course before it died, it called for back up, and I see another one flying through the window. I was like wow, it called for air support. I ran for the raid, and sprayed at it. It dodges it like it was a matrix Roach, but i got it in the end. Oh yeah that thing FLEW, thats the scary part.

I am completely unphased by roaches 😬 . I don't LIKE them, but i'm not scared, nor disgusted by them. My sister freaks out when she sees one and tries to squish 'em, and i'm all like "WTF's the matter with you? It's just a bug....it's not gonna eat you alive 🤨 "....while she's yelling "die die DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

~wickerman~