Originally posted by silvertsumeglad you hate that story because your friend lied...maybe a roach crawled in her mouth but it didnt happen that way. a roach lays one egg at a time and within a short amount of time later..less then 24 hours...the baby roaches hatch. 20-30 per egg and they would not lay the egg in her mouth. its too wet.
i got worse 🙂 my friend sleeps with her mouth open, so one night a roach crawled in.. it laid eggs in a small cut in her mouth, a few days later there were like 4 crawling out of her mouth, so they went to the hospital and they had to remove the eggs...😘... god i hate that story.
unless it wasnt a roach that crawled in her mouth....
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Usually at the pizza place i worked at, the first pizza of the day you'd cut, the roaches would scramble from underneath the counter and into the woodwork. After that though, they wouldn't come back, so it was always about the first pizza.
I WILL NEVER EAT PIZZA AGAIN.
Originally posted by shelliewell then i dont wanna know what did...😘...
glad you hate that story because your friend lied...maybe a roach crawled in her mouth but it didnt happen that way. a roach lays one egg at a time and within a short amount of time later..less then 24 hours...the baby roaches hatch. 20-30 per egg and they would not lay the egg in her mouth. its too wet.unless it wasnt a roach that crawled in her mouth....
Re: Roaches(Stories,and More)
Originally posted by Superman 24
OMG, Roaches are the worse, thing ever made. 5 years ago, I saw a shadow on my curtain, and was like oh, I wonder what that could be. I go to look and wow, it was the mother of all roaches. I was like omg, then killed it, but of course before it died, it called for back up, and I see another one flying through the window. I was like wow, it called for air support. I ran for the raid, and sprayed at it. It dodges it like it was a matrix Roach, but i got it in the end. Oh yeah that thing FLEW, thats the scary part.
If you ever go to the getto in Colombia, there are these raoches that:
1). Fly
2). Grow to be...uhm...about 6-9 inches
3). Main diet consist of sombodies blood....anyones will do...
4). The only insect outside the ants/wasps/bees/etc. That lives in colonies...
Yeah that and did I mention their huge?!?!
Re: Re: Roaches(Stories,and More)
Originally posted by PrinceofBladesshock I'd never walk around the house without a baseball bat
If you ever go to the getto in Colombia, there are these raoches that:1). Fly
2). Grow to be...uhm...about 6-9 inches
3). Main diet consist of sombodies blood....anyones will do...
4). The only insect outside the ants/wasps/bees/etc. That lives in colonies...Yeah that and did I mention their huge?!?!
Originally posted by Superman 24ive kissed the same sex many times and will continue to do so 😗
What if one of you guys got captured, and who had 4 choices by the killer guy, to torture you.1. he just Kills you
2. he put roaches all over you( yes even in you're mouth
3. kiss the same sex
4. hits you with a whip, 30 timesOption 1 and 4 looks pretty good, about now 😘
Re: Re: Roaches(Stories,and More)
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
If you ever go to the getto in Colombia, there are these raoches that:1). Fly
2). Grow to be...uhm...about 6-9 inches
3). Main diet consist of sombodies blood....anyones will do...
4). The only insect outside the ants/wasps/bees/etc. That lives in colonies...Yeah that and did I mention their huge?!?!