Dooku's Great Mos Eisley Jawa Cantina

Well, Jawas are relevant to Star Wars and EU so this thread belongs here.

This Thread is dedicated to me, Janus and Darth Windu who all own or are part of a Jawa Unit.

Although i am a leader of an Underground army of Dark Jedi Jawas that have been around for years, i will command them not to star trouble in our beloved Jawa Cantina.

So sit down and have a drink!

OOOTEENIE!

By the way, we allow droids. But only if we get to steal them and sell them.

Oooteenie!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
By the way, we allow droids. But only if we get to steal them and sell them.

Oooteenie!

Or break them down and make even better droids!

I'll kill you all

OOOTEENIE!

lol

Yeah. Who do you think rebuilt Hk and sold him to that idiot on Tattooine? Jawas... Yeah.

If you think of it, jawas probably did everything indirectly.

Originally posted by Darth_Rankkor
I'll kill you all

OOOTEENIE!

lol

Security, escort the Portuguese Sith out of our Cantina.

Those Portuguese Jawas... Always getting thrown out of cantinas...

Oh yeah? Well, Tulak Hord (Greatest Dueler) was a full Jawa. And a part of the UDJJO.

HAH!

Yeah, but Jawa Sadow, my heir apparent, could whup his ass.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah, but Jawa Sadow, my heir apparent, could whup his ass.

No, Jawak Hord owns Sadow.

Count Jawa and Marka Jawanos and Darth Jawageius the Wise would generate Midiclhorians and make five thousand Jedi with the mind and skill of Count Dooku to pwn you!

*Kills them*

Now what, Count Dooku?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Kills them*

Now what, Count Dooku?

*Wakes Janus up from dream*

That's what, Dreamweaver!

*An unauthorized ewok enters the cantina*

*Stops* Ewok!

Get him!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Stops* Ewok!

Get him!

ewok lies dead at my feet

Originally posted by darthrevan89
*An unauthorized ewok enters the cantina*

Ewok detected! Kill it!

A Jedi Jawa leaps from his seat and decapitates the young Ewok. The Crimson coloured Saber is unignited and the Jawa says....

OOOOTEENIE!

*Scoffs. His 1337 Super Sith Ninja Jawas got all his buddies before they reached the cantina. The road in is litered with dead ewoks. There are no marks on their bodies, cuz my jawas are THAT good.*

Amateur.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Scoffs. His 1337 Super Sith Ninja Jawas got all his buddies before they reached the cantina. The road in is litered with dead ewoks. There are no marks on their bodies, cuz my jawas are THAT good.*

Amateur.

There are no marks on the bodies because the pathetic Ninja Jawas missed! A unit of Dark Jedi Jawas is dispatched to take care of this matter and brutally ends the Ewok's sorry and sad lives with stunning efficiency.

Pfft... *Motions to a window. As they watch, the Death Star explodes* Super Sith Ninja Jawa inflitrated that place oh.... five minutes ago.