Dooku's Great Mos Eisley Jawa Cantina

Started by Count Dooku5 pages

Count Dooku, Darth Janus and Darth Windu are the three masters of the New Jawa Order....

Lets make a clan! And only those who are Jawa lovers and unoobish may join us!

And only Me, Janus and Windu may bear the title of....

Master of New Jawa Order

hehehe....

Agreed. And the entry fee is scrap metal and a NJO denotation in your signature!

We shall. . . and tomorrow, or Saturday, transform into a new JAWA LEADER, I will. . .

"So this is how liberty dies; to thunderous applause. . . "
-Padme

STFU NOOB!!!

We need some NJO padawan and knights.

This is our base... This thread.... I am making an NJO thread as we speak.... hahaha!

*Insert evil laugh here*

Handpick them, we will. And through the Council of Jawa Lords, entered into our organization, they will be. But tomorrow, we will do this, for too long have I rotted in front of here screen. . .

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! A trial there will be. And these entries, by my words, inducted will be.

Yeah, I'm off work in three minutes, and I'm hittin' the sack early tonight... work in... uh... 11 hours from now.

MY NEW SIG PWNS ALL! MWUAHAHAHA!

Us three are the Masters of the NJO that will soon conquer all!

So..... Who has any good pictures of hot female actors scantily clad?

Hot STAR WARS female actors scantily clad....

~Sits down at cantina flanked by elite garden gnome guard armed with short sabers asks for a martini then decapitates bartender~

"I said shaken damn you not stirred!!!!!!!"

Originally posted by Darth_Frobo
~Sits down at cantina flanked by elite garden gnome guard armed with short sabers asks for a martini then decapitates bartender~

"I said shaken damn you not stirred!!!!!!!"

*Walks up to Frobo*

Damnit, i just bought that Bartender! Calm down! Here is your stirred Martini, you spoiled ass!

Lol. The Count: Lord of Aggressive Negotiations, Jawa style.

*A Gand walks into the cantina and sits at the bar*

Filthy Jawa scum... I spit on you!

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*A Gand walks into the cantina and sits at the bar*

Filthy Jawa scum... I spit on you!

Someone obliberate this offender!

*Holds up a thermal detonator*

I wouldn't do that... Ya filthy animal...