Dooku's Great Mos Eisley Jawa Cantina

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Pfft... *Motions to a window. As they watch, the Death Star explodes* Super Sith Ninja Jawa inflitrated that place oh.... five minutes ago.

Too bad your lackeys died on it while my Dark Jedi Jawa whipped out their Bad ass Termination Star and ruined the Death Stars shit with all of your ninja geeks on it!

PWNAGE BY OOOOOOOTEENIE METHOD!

*Runs up and stabs him, sabering off his leg.* Hobble, you tall freak! Jawas, attack! *Dooku is mobbed by kamikaze Sith ninja jawas, each strapped with thermal detonators. Jawa Ragnos escapes.*

*Kamikaze Jawas explode. Jawa Ragnos and Jawa Sadow watch on as Count's Jaweses burn like little robed Ewoks!*

*Raises his hand in victory* Oooteenie!

And those were expendable Jawas! They were In-Training! But we seek REVENGRE! Vengeance!, for our lost brethren! J4W45 4774CK!!!!|\|00|}!!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Runs up and stabs him, sabering off his leg.* Hobble, you tall freak! Jawas, attack! *Dooku is mobbed by kamikaze Sith ninja jawas, each strapped with thermal detonators. Jawa Ragnos escapes.*

Super Tech Droids (that were made by the UDJJO) run up and make synthetic legs for Dooku in a five second time span.

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Oooteenie!
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Billions and Billions of Jawas appear behind Dooku. All wielding Double Bladed Sabers. They attack Jawa Ragnos, Jawa Sadow and the Jawa Ninjas and literally RAPE them and turn them all inside out. Then after the victory, a trillion more appear.

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What now?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
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What now?

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All with double-doublebladed lightsabers.

Then they destroy Kamino so nothing can be cloned again. Then they kill all other Jawas except for themselves.

PWNED.

*reforms into 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Jawa Sadows and Ninjas, etc., etc. and blows up all your Jawas from the inside!!!!!!!!! Then uses SSDJ Grandmaster Skillz to kill you! Oooteenie!!!!

Oh crap, I'm outnumbered! I pursue ye tomorrow!!!

*While all those jawas and Dookus are cloning, he uses the Death Star II to destroy the planet.* PWN3D!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
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Jawa Sadows and Ninjas, etc., etc. and blows up all your Jawas from the inside!!!!!!!!! Then uses SSDJ Grandmaster Skillz to kill you! Oooteenie!!!!

The 99 quadtriple-billion quad-quad-triple-trillion-million-billion-katrillion Dooku and and Jawa Jedi with a Midiclhorian count of 99 quadtriple-trillions own your lamer army of lame jawas.

*Hits the reset button. Goes back in time to before Dooku being anything but a jedi pawadan. Kicks his ass. Sabers Dooku's left arm off and his right leg. Laughs*

Oooteenie!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*While all those jawas and Dookus are cloning, he uses the Death Star II to destroy the planet.* PWN3D!

Uh oh, looks like Dooku cloned the planet and all those Dookus and Jawas were cloned with the large Midi count! Wow, they cloned 500 billion deathstars and destroy Kamino then they destroy the lame ass deathstar II.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Hits the reset button. Goes back in time to before Dooku being anything but a jedi pawadan. Kicks his ass. Sabers Dooku's left arm off and his right leg. Laughs*

Oooteenie!

Dooku has already traveled back in time to when you made the machine, so that he could travel back in time to kill you before you made the machine to go back to kill me, which would mean you didnt kill me, because when you made it, i already killed you, which means it was never made which means the machine or Ragnos never happened!

PWNED!

Thou hast fallen against thy superior!!! ME!!!! LOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOOL!!!!!!! ANd your time thing never happened because I went back before you before Janus before you before you said you went after you were younger and before Janus turned old so OOOTEENIE!!!!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
Thou hast fallen against thy superior!!! ME!!!! LOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOOL!!!!!!! ANd your time thing never happened because I went back before you before Janus before you before you said you went after you were younger and before Janus turned old so OOOTEENIE!!!!

I went back and destroyed the machine before it was ever made. No one will time travel again!

And my infinity army of Dookus and Jawas and 500 Billion Deathstars all unite to use the force and laser tech to destroy the entire universe!

Everyone loses!

Except Jawa Sadow and Ragnos and Dooku, who escape the universe and create a parallel one in which Jawas rule the whole freakin' thing!!!!!