Dooku's Great Mos Eisley Jawa Cantina

You guys better have ooteenie martinis 😐

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*Holds up a thermal detonator*

I wouldn't do that... Ya filthy animal...

Ignites Lightsaber and holds it to his throat...

Don't play games in my Cantina, boy. Either get a drink, or leave my establishment, fool.

Originally posted by §pearhead
You guys better have ooteenie martinis 😐

Passes Spearhead an Ooteenie Martini...

What kind of Jawa Cantina would we be if we didn't have them?

Originally posted by Count Dooku
Ignites Lightsaber and holds it to his throat...

Don't play games in my Cantina, boy. Either get a drink, or leave my establishment, fool.

I have a confession to make... I'm not a gand... or a Jawa... I'm... a midget named Supershadow.

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*Puts away the thermal detonator and slaps Count Dooku across the face*

I have a confession to make... I'm not a gand... or a Jawa... I'm... a midget named Supershadow.

Count Dooku picks Mantis up and throws him out of the Cantina...

Devaronian alcoholic walks in and drinks every single one of these swindling, smelly, hooded rodents under the table, and says to himself 'Anyone'a these little b!tches picks my pocket and I'munna kick his ass!'. And then flips Dooku a credit chip and coolly walks out. 😮‍💨 + 👿 = cool Devaronian. 🍺 + 🥷 = drunk-ass Jawa.

Just so you all know...it's Utinni. 😊 😛

Originally posted by Captain REX
Just so you all know...it's Utinni. 😊 😛

He is correct.

This is a pretty cool site you guys have going on here.

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker
This is a pretty cool site you guys have going on here.

Hehehe..... Everyone, this is my room-mate Daniel. He lives in my house with me and he just registered with KMC.

So be nice because he is new!!!

Or i'll kick you out of my bar, damnit.

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker
Hehehe..... Everyone, this is my room-mate Daniel. He lives in my house with me and he just registered with KMC.

So be nice because he is new!!!

Or i'll kick you out of my bar, damnit.

Whoops! Why am i still on his account? ARGH!

That's better......

Hehehe..... Everyone, this is my room-mate Daniel. He lives in my house with me and he just registered with KMC.

So be nice because he is new!!!

Or i'll kick you out of my bar, damnit.

He's new and he has a name like that? Oh boy, I hope you aren't a great Luke fan because I hate NJO

Originally posted by Count Dooku
Count Dooku picks Mantis up and throws him out of the Cantina...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Mantis then ran back into the cantina, he then tripped Dooku and ran straight for the bar.

Dooku gets up and glares at Mantis....

Sit down and have a drink, Mantis.

Mantis stared straight into Dooku's eyes, ready to strike and then said "Okay." Mantis sat down, ordered a drink and read the latest issue of the Jawinator... Don't ask...

~Enjoys martini, gets drunk, force chokes supershadow then goes and plays paazak against mauls upper half~

*Stumbles back in, furious with the Talls. Kicks a stool as he goes by. Shoves Gamorreans out of the way. Finally, he levitates to the bartop and has a Hydrospanner drink (Think, Screwdriver)* Stupid stupid... Tomorrow, I burn down their worlds. Today, I drink! Oooteenie!!

(Utinni is the archaic version, so nyah)

No more social threads, thankyou.

Closed.