New Jawa Order VS The Ewok Lords

Started by Darth_Janus6 pages
Darth_Janus Plo Koon Rulez!

And you ewoks suck.

Hornyman Senior Member

I'm stayin' nuetral. I'm a random hero walking by and if you kill me, I unleash a can of whoopass as a Jedi Ghost.

MAKASHIMAN "Nerd maker funner of-er"

The Deulists' Guild.

Baston Alveron ACE REBEL PILOT

The bounty hunters take the jawas side

darthrevan89 Restricted
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
And you ewoks suck.

Your insolence will not be tolerated fool!

*to his massive ewok army*

GET HIM!!! DESTORY HIM!!!

Nai Fohl Advocatus Diaboli

Now...you wanted it like this.

First I call my Jawa troops:

Count Dooku Restricted

Originally posted by Nai Fohl
Now...you wanted it like this.

First I call my Jawa troops:

One Jawa is holding Boba Fett's signature gun, basically confirming the fact that Jawa's DID kill Boba.

Nai Fohl Advocatus Diaboli

Next I call my beloved daughter who was just about to slay the Emperor to make that damn unfinished Death Star crush into Endor and annihilate that pathetic Ewoks.

Nai Fohl Advocatus Diaboli

And in the end I'll drive over your dumb Ewok army with my hardcore-modified Sandcrawler. Eat this !

darthrevan89 Restricted

Crap...I'm outnumbered!

Count Dooku Restricted
Originally posted by darthrevan89
Crap...I'm outnumbered!

No escape now. The Jawa's do not put up with Ewok scum!

Illustrious Sans Pareil

Nai, Nai, Nai, no need to get the Jawas all riled up. You could send a single Jawa and they will win. That Jawa has the backing of Artoo!

Nai Fohl Advocatus Diaboli
Originally posted by Illustrious
Nai, Nai, Nai, no need to get the Jawas all riled up. You could send a single Jawa and they will win. That Jawa has the backing of Artoo!

Well...just wanted to use some pics. And well...Look at that picture with that pink-lightsaber-Jawa-girl....that would be enough to pwn the Ewoks bad. 😉

Lil Krueger LOOK AT SIG.

Jawas. THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE!! AFTER ALL WITH JANUS THEIR INVINCIBLE! JANUS HAS TAKEN OUT THE JEDI ORDER AND CREATED THE SECOND JEDI PURGE!

darthrevan89 Restricted

Ok ok I repent!!!

Darth_Janus Plo Koon Rulez!

You may repent, but your ewok revolutions lives... Your "followers'' endure. Thus, we must make an example of you.

Forgive me...

Ultimate ewok Ewok Supporter

Do you not remember the greatness of the ewoks? The jawas are annoying smell funny and look dumb where as the ewoks are cute cudly and steal hover bikes! EWOKS RULE!

Darth_Glentract The Truest Sith Lord

hey, Human Vader liked ewoks. Ban this guy!!! I think it is him!!!

MAKASHIMAN "Nerd maker funner of-er"

I want to speak with the Jawa Leaders for the matter of a treaty.

Darth_Glentract The Truest Sith Lord

Well lets negotiate. (even though i am the bottom Jawa)

our terms, kill alll the ewoks and then turn them into carpet and spill redwine on them.