New Jawa Order VS The Ewok Lords

False God? How dare you? You have not witnessed the power of Artoo.

Gands and Ewoks are the enemies of Artoo and the Jawas. Prepare to be eliminated!

Show me proof of your gods power, and if the Gand are the Jawas enemy then they are the friend of the Ewoks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Janus

so you have a nifty story bah! not enough to convince me, your god is false and you shall all fall!

Hmpf... realize your superior, ewok!

I work with the Tusken Raiders and I only bow to my god HK-47... The Jawas will be destroyed... Who ever is the Jawa leader is on top of my hit list...

Your blasphemizing words will not even reach Artoo's godly ears.

Maybe if you eat a Jawa raw it might taste like chicken...

Count Dooku enters the room to see a pack of Ewoks dancing around to the backstreet boys...

In the name of Jawa...

What in the sam hell is this pathetic shit?

The Dark Lord of the Jawas Darth Janus enters the room....

Janus: Oh this?

Dooku: Yes! What the hell?

Janus: We thought we would let them have one last dance before they died a horrible death.

Dooku: Bah! F*ck that shit! They gonna get raped right now.

Dooku ignites his saber and cuts up the Ewok fools in mere seconds....

Stupid Ewoks!

GO HOME YOU FURRY, UGLY TEDDY BEAR BASTARDS FROM HELL!This should be our new Jawa Cantina that no one knows about.... Hopefully none of the mods will read this subliminal message....OR YOU WILL ALL DIE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DEATH! WE WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR FUR!

By the way, did anyone give these Ewoks permission to stub (Not walk, but Stub) around in my thread? Or did they barge in being the ignorant little furry freaks that they are?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Janus

AHAHAHA! That is hilarious!

I'm not a Ewok or a Jawa... I'm a gand, the coolest midget species in starwars...

Wikipedia: New Jawa Order

lol... Feeding false information into Wikipedia eh? Nice going.

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
lol... Feeding false information into Wikipedia eh? Nice going.

False? i do not think so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Sorgo

This isn't the OTF. Closed.