New Jawa Order VS The Ewok Lords

Started by Darth_Glentract6 pages

works for me woo hoo!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Those seeking Artoo priesthood must consult Illustrious.

As Emissary of the God Artoo, I seek a formal, binding agreement between the Jawas and any and all effigies and Priests of Artoo.

go back to the junkyard you scrap collectors XÞ

GET HIM!!!

If there is noone who has the courage to stand up against you scrap collecting bullies then I will lead the Ewoks to victory! Fellow Ewok supporters rise up and follow me to victory, though by the looks of things I very well may be the only one. Regaurdless I'mma send you Jawa lovin peons packin!

You will not. The Jawas have the support of the Ultimate Divinity to ever exist, the God ARTOO!

PS: New sig.

YES! THAT SIG KICKS ASS!!!!

Oh, and about the ewok...

The power of Artoo compels the Jawas to KILL THE INFIDELS!

You speak of all your hopes lying within a god who is nothing more than a robot who clicks and whistles, if this is your display of faith then the ewoks will surely rise to victory!

Silence, you Teddy Bear from hell!

Eat this...

OMG, he has mercilessly blasphemized the name of God Artoo, you will be smitten by the Jawas mercilessly with their big sticks.

Why is the vote 7 to 8?

Many heretics there are.

Indeed. Where is Faunus in our time of need? Or Nai? Or anyone really? Right now it's just us versus the heretics.

I seem to be the only one in favor of the Ewoks, I stand alone and I donot falter or run, tread lightly those of false idols for you stand in the presence of one who knows the truth behind your god. You worship a robot a man made creation of undevine design, your eyes must be opend to the greater power, the power of the ewoks!

The Jawa Ragnos and God Artoo is unbeatable.

But Artoo created the Jawas, who created the rest of the universe!

Therefore:

Artoo>Jawas>Rest of Creation

\X/0|2$|-|1|* |\/|3, 1|\||=1[)3|!

Check your holy writs a few more times then go get a psych evaluation.

You are a nappy little teddy bear from someone's half-assed nightmare.