New Jawa Order VS The Ewok Lords

I think your god needs an oil change, shouldn't you be checkin his spark plugs?

Great, the stinkin' Jawas are back...

Originally posted by Ultimate ewok
I think your god needs an oil change, shouldn't you be checkin his spark plugs?

Infidel, do not mock the effigy of Artoo.

Help me to stop the reign of the jawas if you destest them so.

Warning: All Ewok supporters will receive this...

Originally posted by Illustrious
Infidel, do not mock the effigy of Artoo.

You need to get out more maybe get a hobby or at least a god thats more logical than a robot

*Steps on the ewok*

That is only the EFFIGY, ya dig? The EFFIGY! The real God of Artoo is too great for your mundane eyes to see.

Don't make me Bola you

Bolas are nothing compared to the power of Artoo...

And my elite cadre of Sith Jawas!

We shall see once I employ the Wookie mercenaries!

The Wookies are contractually obligated to help the Jawas.

ahhh but mercenaries are not, and besides wookies are cousins to the ewoks

Yeah. We sell them scrap and the dumb idiots buy it.

Yes, but the contract is absolute. If the contract is broken, the Wookies are automatically smitten by the Divine Artoo.

Your nothing but glorrified trashmen!

Oh yeah, well...

Old school more like pre school, you think that your cunning sarcasm and clever pictures sway my stance? ha! and as for your "devine Artoo" well like all false gods he will fall as will your beliefs and practices!

I'm a Gand and I detest Jawas... Sorry but you guys taste like Cheetos...

Vote for the Ewoks help put an end to the Jawas and thier false god!