1. http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/...hor212az0fa.jpg
2. http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/745/thor229cd5qs.jpg
3. http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/...hor235ni5oo.jpg
4. http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/...hor3d6kv7xl.jpg
I will put up plenty more azz whoopings he got and the people doing it telling him that his hammer gives him the edge and without it he gets his azz stomped.
http://img142.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=09971_Thor489-18_122_931lo.jpg......... Thor himself admits that his hammer has ever been his salvation... translation..... My hammer has saved my azz from you hulk and plenty others.
http://img272.imageshack.us/i/gladthor37dr.png/..... Lose the hammer... fights over... Look at thors face.... KOED!!
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2485/avengers16605gz3.jpg.... Superman did the same thing and knocked his azz out... Every time someone stops or eliminate the hammer... it shocks thor because he knows his azz is in trouble.
Originally posted by james2099
http://img272.imageshack.us/i/gladthor37dr.png/..... Lose the hammer... fights over... Look at thors face.... KOED!!
its sad how people try to make things look like the way they want it to without understanding context...
what's this? how is it that thor was the one knocked into the vehicle but its jake that's in it? hmmmm....60 second rule i believe. so no, thor didn't get KO'd. he reverted back to jake after impact and he was the one who took the explosion...
plus the fight was far from over. thor won the fight. i'm too lazy to post the entire fight. so i'll just post the end of it..
Originally posted by james2099
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2485/avengers16605gz3.jpg.... Superman did the same thing and knocked his azz out... Every time someone stops or eliminate the hammer... it shocks thor because he knows his azz is in trouble.
EVERYTIME? please, i just posted instances with thor without his hammer and was doing fine if not still winning.
to claim that thor ALWAYS looses after losing mjolnier even after having been presented evidences that says otherwise makes your credibility very questionable, if not makes you an out right liar.
Originally posted by gogogadgetgoThats a flat out lie...... Thor was knocked out, jake would have died from that impact and explosion... THE WRITERS ARE NOT THAT STUPID. I guess thor flew threw the air for 57 seconds, hit the car, turned to jake ( a human ) then took an explosion??? WAY TO EXPLAIN IT MY FRIEND.
its sad how people try to make things look like the way they want it to without understanding context...what's this? how is it that thor was the one knocked into the vehicle but its jake that's in it? hmmmm....60 second rule i believe. so no, thor didn't get KO'd. he reverted back to jake after impact and he was the one who took the explosion...
plus the fight was far from over. thor won the fight. i'm too lazy to post the entire fight. so i'll just post the end of it..
Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
Of course Thor is strong enough to knock Thanos around a little. But will he beat Thanos in a h2h brawl with no hammer? Hell no!
Thor is not weak in any stretch of the imagination. Maybe it is only mental with him (without his hammer) and not physical. Surfer without his board is similar I think too. Sometimes they just have mental issues when they don't have their main piece.
Originally posted by h1a8With all due respect, a cat licking his anus probably makes more sense than you did there.
Of course Thor is strong enough to knock Thanos around a little. But will he beat Thanos in a h2h brawl with no hammer? Hell no!Thor is not weak in any stretch of the imagination. Maybe it is only mental with him (without his hammer) and not physical. Surfer without his board is similar I think too. Sometimes they just have mental issues when they don't have their main piece.
Originally posted by james2099
Thats a flat out lie...... Thor was knocked out, jake would have died from that impact and explosion... THE WRITERS ARE NOT THAT STUPID. I guess thor flew threw the air for 57 seconds, hit the car, turned to jake ( a human ) then took an explosion??? WAY TO EXPLAIN IT MY FRIEND.
yes they are. here i'll name a few of their stupidity
1. rulk wtf KO's the watcher
2. superman get's KO'd by a gas station
3. venom hanging with superman
4. hulk kicking the crap out of all of earth's heroes and all of them forgetting that they had a brain
5. did i mention rulk already?
etc etc etc
Originally posted by gogogadgetgoIs the watcher all-powerful?.... Venom? Was that a crossover that people CLAIM to not use? A lot of people have kicked the crap out of earths heros..( team wreckers is the term )... Superman getting koed by a gas station explosion? Was he ready for it? my little nephew can bullrush me and put me on my azz... but if im ready for him..get it? You ever see football players take a hard hit when they are ready for it and jump back up?? Ever seen them blindsided by a lesser hit and leave reality?
yes they are. here i'll name a few of their stupidity
1. rulk wtf KO's the watcher
2. superman get's KO'd by a gas station
3. venom hanging with superman
4. hulk kicking the crap out of all of earth's heroes and all of them forgetting that they had a brain
5. did i mention rulk already?
etc etc etc
Originally posted by james2099
Is the watcher all-powerful?.... Venom? Was that a crossover that people CLAIM to not use? A lot of people have kicked the crap out of earths heros..( team wreckers is the term )... Superman getting koed by a gas station explosion? Was he ready for it? my little nephew can bullrush me and put me on my azz... but if im ready for him..get it? You ever see football players take a hard hit when they are ready for it and jump back up?? Ever seen them blindsided by a lesser hit and leave reality?
Originally posted by Blanket
With all due respect, a cat licking his anus probably makes more sense than you did there.
Originally posted by james2099
Is the watcher all-powerful?.... Venom? Was that a crossover that people CLAIM to not use? A lot of people have kicked the crap out of earths heros..( team wreckers is the term )... Superman getting koed by a gas station explosion? Was he ready for it? my little nephew can bullrush me and put me on my azz... but if im ready for him..get it? You ever see football players take a hard hit when they are ready for it and jump back up?? Ever seen them blindsided by a lesser hit and leave reality?
i was referring to "writers not being that stupid" as they are that stupid.
1. yes, the watcher is supposedly that powerful
2. yup, its the crossover that people dont use coz its written stupidly by stupid writers. look at how stupid that was. superman having problems with venom? holy crap man! that is stupid writing if i ever seen one.
3. ready or not, superman has his aura shield thingy doesn't he? plus, if you can tank nukes and plant busting punches, a gas station explosion would feel like a mosquito bite. so yeah, that was stupid writing by stupid writers
4. not the same thing. nuke explosion is many many many many times more powerful than a gas station explosion. like i said, its probably like comparing a mosquito bite to an african elephant bull rush.
Originally posted by james2099 Gladiator has one shotted thor after he kicked his hammer out of his hand....
Didn’t I already address this stupidity? He kicked the hammer out of his hand, and punches him away. Thor lands in a car, seriously harmed as Donald Blake. He didn’t beat Thor. When we next see them, Donald Blake is transformed into Thor, as Gladiator attacks. Thor is off course unharmed and proceeds to beat him down. Their states as they transform indicate what their states were before. When Odin took away Thor’s ability to transform, and he was changed back to Donald Blake, Donald Blake was seriously injured and burned again.
Gladiator one shotting Thor would be completely stupid, when beings such as the Destroyer, Mangog, Thanos (And his clone.), etc. cannot.
Originally posted by james2099 Wonderman one shotted thor when he played hurt.......
So clearly reading skills, and context are not your strong points correct? I am pretty sure you are referring to Wonder Man’s original appearance, in Avengers #9. Wonder Man while pretending to be a hero, sucker punches Thor into a hole and Thor on the way drops his hammer. It clearly and specifically states, that Thor was simply knocked off balance as he was not expecting it, and was completely unharmed. Thor’s even talking about how they were tricked as he fell. When he was hit, he dropped Mjolnir of course, and reverted to Blake. Where do you see Wonder Man one shotting Thor? Stop using your fan fiction here, and pull your head out of your ass.
Originally posted by james2099 Hulk has knocked his azz silly more than once.....
Okay genuis, when did this happen? When did Hulk ever knocked Thor out, beat Thor etc. or whatever it is you are trying to say?
Originally posted by james2099 Superman one shotted his azz...
facepalm
You don’t even really know what one shot is do you?
A one shot, is when one character, knocks out another character, with a single blow. Like Thor one shotting Ares.
Originally posted by james2099 Champion was beating his ass until thor used his hammer and got dismissed......
I can’t comment on this. Haven’t read that in years. Issue number, and I’ll re-read it because I won’t trust your opinion.
Originally posted by james2099 hyperion was beating his azz when the hammer was taken out of play....
I think you’re definition of beating someone is twisted compared to everybody elses. When the hammer was taken out of play, they were in mid air, and Thor went into free fall. Hyperion got the advantage over Thor, in regards to him having more air maneuverability at that moment, and the number of times he can hit Thor, and even after wailing on him for two pages, he didn’t hurt Thor. At all. On the other hand, Thor’s taken him out for 3 pages, with a single hit.
Originally posted by james2099 Thor admitted that the count was stronger than him while count was beating his ass...
When was this? The closest I can think of this statement, was when Thor said, the Count Nefaria, lifted a Skyscraper with ease even he could not match. This means little to me, when Thor has done more impressive feats easier. And the count was never beating on Thor’s ass. He knocked him down while he was off balance once, and punched him when he was trying to help him. Thor’were clearly doing more damage than vise versa.
Originally posted by james2099 Thor has been one shotted by his own hammer where as the person who one shotted his azz have taken multiple hits from the hammer.....
What? Rephrase that. And reference the time Thor apparently got one shotted by his hammer. For all I know, you’re thinking of a time he disagreed with Odin himself.
Originally posted by james2099 Your use of comicbook battles that we all know that the hero will win in the end has no meaning here.... Did you think the writers would allow gladiator to kill thor???... cannonball???... wonderman????? hulk???..... the FF????
I think KMC should start having I.Q tests before they allow someone to register. Would really save us time.
If we don’t use comic book battles and they have no meaning on these vs. forums, then what the hell are we supposed to use? So all encounters are null and void because you said so? Moronic.
The writers won’t have Gladiator, Wonder Man, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four and Cannonball (Lulz.) kill Thor because none of them can.
