Ups and Downs of the Expanded Universe

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
The Last I heard about Marka was that he died and became a pitiful force ghost... (Kotor 1) At least I think that was him...

😮 Oh yea... Umm... I need to play that game again... 😮

Of course the Confusing thing is the Skywalker Family.

1. Vader is luke's father, Luke discovers Leia is his sister... And now there is a theroy that Palpatine Impregnated Schmee through the force Ane created Anakin and so in a way was Anakin's Father which means he was Luke and Leia's Grandfather... And is Anakin, Jacen, and Jania solo's Great-Grandfather... That family is extremally messed up.

The story that Palpatine used that force creation trick from Plageius to create Anakin is really stupid. If someone believes that, he must really take SW too serious, not all questions HAVE to be answered in sci-fi, still everybody tries..

Yea, this ia a person I work with who is in the 501st... She was the Jawa that drugme to be choked by her storm-Trooper Boy friend. And people took pictures of it! Though their Costumes are very VERY good! I put the clone trooper helmet on, VERY well made.

WTF?

The 501st? or My little story?

I have no idea what the hell you meant..
As for the Sidious is Anakins father, that is pure paranoid/wish it were true speculation.

The 501st stormtrooper Division is like the origional star Wars fans, They pay Hundreds of dollars for really good costumes, then they wear them places. and they also go to all the conventions.

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
The 501st stormtrooper Division is like the origional star Wars fans, They pay Hundreds of dollars for really good costumes, then they wear them places. and they also go to all the conventions.

And they think Sidious is Anakins father? Or did you change your subject?

No only that one person. I was just giving a little background on the origin of the theroy...

Oh okay, I have actually seen the theory before with people really convinced it is true.

Yea, and it started with her, she had it after the Preview of Episode 3 which ended like 20 Miniutes before the Midnight showing. I love the perks of working at a movie theater. 😄

Special rough draft of episode III:
Sidious: Hey Anakin do you know why the dark side rocks?
Anakin: No, the lightside rocks because I was created through midithings!
Sidious: No, I am your father!!
Anakin: Nooooooooooooo!!! *jumps into lava*
Sidious: This makes no sense at all.
Anakin: May I have a tres cool mask now?

HAHA That should go to the things SW charicters will never say!

Yeah, I know.. We went a little bit off topic..

*Looks over conversation* Yea just a bit...

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
When does EU truly contradict the movies? and I am sick of all this NJO bashing!

When EU contradicts movies and George...

1) Dark Empire - Palpatine says he's died multiple times before his death at Endor, George stepped in and said that Palpatine was bluffing Luke into thinking Palpatine was immortal rather than actually having died before Endor.

2) Dark Empire - Luke falls to the Dark Side, thereby taking everything that mattered in ROTJ and pissing all over it.

3) Potentium View of the Force - No Light or Dark in the Force, all one thing...yeah, right, tell that to the Emperor, Master of the Dark Side of the Force. It takes the 'good vs. bad, light vs. dark' and pisses all over it as well.

4) Grey Jedi - Whoever thinks Grey Jedi exist needs to rot in an early grave! You can't use both sides of the Force, it simply doesn't work. You can use different powers, sure, but Jedi Knights can't use Sith Lightning and use their emotions, and so on...

5) Yuuzhan Vong - Not at all affected by the Force, not a part of the Force, outside of the Force, when Yoda clearly said that everything is a part of the Force. Pissed all over Yoda's (and therefore George's) words.

6) There are more, but I can't remember them...

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
Is not! Revan was the ultimate sith Lord.

No, he wasn't. He was a video game character. Ragnos and Kun and Palpatine have more claim to ultimate Sith Lord than he.

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
Monk like warriors? That is a VERY strong contradiction... and when did the Jedi become like gods?

Not a contradiction at all. When they're not out being saviours of the Galaxy and righters of wrongs, they are meditating and learning and teaching and studying, like monks. And they become like gods when they are overpowered in EU and seem invincible, when they are clearly not.

Originally posted by Captain REX
5) Yuuzhan Vong - Not at all affected by the Force, not a part of the Force, outside of the Force, when Yoda clearly said that everything is a part of the Force. Pissed all over Yoda's (and therefore George's) words.

Noone knew what lied outside of the Galaxy, The Yuuzhan Vong Weren't part of the Galaxy with the force and therefore weren't part of it...

Oh yeah, sure, 'cos the Force stops at the end of the Galaxy, huh?