John Smith was born as a Baptist and raised as a baptist. One day he decided to move into an all Catholic neighborhood. First Friday of lent came around and as all his Catholic neighbors were sitting down to their cold, tuna fish dinner, he was grilling a big, juicy steak. They were so envious they went over and tried to convert him to a Catholic, which he did. He went to church with them and the priest sprinkled some water on him and said "You were born Baptist, raised Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." Everyone was so relieved that their biggest Lenten temptaion was gone. Next Lent rolled around and as they were sitting down to their cold tuna fish dinner, they smelled him cooking a steak again. Puzzled they went over and as they got there they saw him with a pitcher of water, spinkling it over the steak saying " You were born a cow, raised a cow, and now you are a fish!!!"