The Great British Empire.

Started by Britannia36 pages
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Britain is a cesspool where the dregs of the humanity reside... just kidding... or am I 😏... (I am... probably... 😏) I can imagine Britannia's expression when he reads that... ultranationalistic imperialism is idiotic.

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- You see, that's emotion!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Britain is a cesspool where the dregs of the humanity reside... just kidding... or am I

nope...any town centre on a friday or saturday night or any council estate at any time of the day...and you'll be proved right

Originally posted by Britannia
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- You see, that's emotion!
I'd imagine your face still looks like this 😐 no matter how angry you British get... 😏...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'd imagine your face still looks like this 😐 no matter how angry you British get... 😏...

It looks like that when they don't get their tea too....

😐 It's that passionate look that convinced me he fancied me. 😏 Too bad I'm outta his league... being an Adonis and all.

😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 Look they're having a party......

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^ this one just had sex.

Originally posted by debbiejo
😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 Look they're having a party......

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^ this one just had sex.

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I personally would hate for Britain to still have the Empire, and I'm saying that as a Brit.

I want my own Empire.

It's better than being over expressive and annoying... Like Americans. They just can't be quiet.

HEEEEEY! I'M AMERICAN! WHAT CAN I DOOO FOR *points* YOUUUUU!

LETS BE FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! YEAAAAAH WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Like that?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
HEEEEEY! I'M AMERICAN! WHAT CAN I DOOO FOR *points* YOUUUUU!

LETS BE FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! YEAAAAAH WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Like that?

You have eppitomised it perfectly.

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
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Where are you from again?

Botswana.

Are you being serious? If so, that's an unusual place to live.

If you take Botswana and spell it backwards you get "Anawstob". 😐

Originally posted by Red Superfly
If you take Botswana and spell it backwards you get "Anawstob". 😐

I see.... 😕

Originally posted by Red Superfly
If you take Botswana and spell it backwards you get "Anawstob". 😐
Fascinating... 😏 what does "UFTS" spell backwards... j/k 😄
For the fiftieth time Britannia: I'm from New Zealand... and it's 4AM so I'm going to sleep. Have fun being 😐 while I'm gone.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Fascinating... 😏 what does "UFTS" spell backwards... j/k 😄
For the fiftieth time Britannia: I'm from New Zealand... and it's 4AM so I'm going to sleep. Have fun being 😐 while I'm gone.

Go to bed you crazy colonial! (joke 😄 )

Originally posted by Britannia
Rule Britannia, may she live forever!
I want to see the return of a British Empire- of a size and grandeur never before seen on the face of the earth. Britannia should, once again, rule the waves!
SOMEBODY QUICK!!!! HE'S OFF HIS MEDS!!!!

Seriously, and I say this not as an American, but one who is sympathetic to your...how shall I say it?...delusion? The day the British becomes this mighty empire you so fervently hope and dream for is the day when a man gives birth to a baby through his shlong! Katch uh mah drift suh?

Right....I'm off on me imaginary horse, galavanting like a dorf whilst sipping on tea. thankyouverymuch.

But this doesn't mean I don't like you.