Originally posted by Quinlan_Vos
We should keep arguing for 14 more posts: then we'll have 600!!! Yay!!!
Heck, lets give it a try. 😄
Dooku sits there drinking his trademark martini. Vader storms in lightsaber drawn - a f*cked off look on his mask. Dooku gets up from his golden throne but instead of drawing his blade throws the martini at Vaders life support. Vader, now unable to breathe, is forced to forfeit the match. Dooku wins by default. 😛
when all of a sudden, its relvealed that Vader is really an alcoholic that can absorb any amount of liquer thru any portion of his suit, and then challenges Dooku to a game of quarters, where by since dooku is used to drinking lightweight martinis, he gets plastered and thats when vader bets him he cant take a hit off his sber bong. Dooku chuckles and says "Give it here jolly ol chap." and when he goes to take a hit, Vader turns it on and stabs him thru the head...then vader drinks Dooku's martini...
Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
when all of a sudden, its relvealed that Vader is really an alcoholic that can absorb any amount of liquer thru any portion of his suit, and then challenges Dooku to a game of quarters, where by since dooku is used to drinking lightweight martinis, he gets plastered and thats when vader bets him he cant take a hit off his sber bong. Dooku chuckles and says "Give it here jolly ol chap." and when he goes to take a hit, Vader turns it on and stabs him thru the head...then vader drinks Dooku's martini...
But Dooku, having extensive knowledge of the matrix, manages to dodge Vader's oncoming blade. Vader is suprised and it takes him several seconds to recover. With one swift kick from Dooku, Vader is on the ground holding his balls. Dooku then leaves it up to his Acolytes to finish the job.
but unbeknownst to Dooku, when Vader was being constructed, he had..."implants"...and now has brass balls. In addition, one set of his balls (he's so badass, he has multiple pairs) is actually thermal detonaters, that he hurls at Dooku and impales his anus. Dooku, being fond of this type of penetration, refuses to remove the grenade and leaves it in.
nonetheless, its safe to say that Vader ripped him a new a$$hole... 😎
you cant my son...you just cant. Well...Dooku could..."shine" his balls for him, wait til he gets....at ease...and then kill him. But Vader goes for chicks, so it wouldnt work, lol...afterall...he had the hottest chick in the galaxy, and seeded the second best.
BACK TO THE BANANAS!! 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃