I'd butter both of your breads, spice things up with some hot sauce, and then slap some Salami in the middle. I'd even shove a couple of onions in their somewhere, so I could dine French-style on that sandwich.
Left-overs would be thrown out to Bardock and Fëanor, just because I care.
EDIT: Actually, I wouldn't give Bardock or Fëanor anything. They don't deserve it.