What NOT to say on first dates

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"i forgot to brush my teeth."

"Pull up to next window please"

"can you pull up to that crack house? I have to make a stop"

"I'm Rick James *****!"

"I am bypolar"

"Hi, I'm EsteemedLeader."

"Wanna smoke some chronic?"

"If you think Chewbacca was hairy, wait until you see my wookie".

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
"If you think Chewbacca was hairy, wait until you see my wookie".

Originally posted by Zatch
that made no sense what soever but ok.

Its to do with Derrick and Clive - Dudley Moore and Peter Cook 🙂

The rudest comedians ever.

still dont know.

"Can we stop by that strip club after our date.....I have to pick up my check."

By the way.....EsteemedLeader why did you suddenly decided to change your pic?

Did it spontaneously mutated into that mummy from your old hello kitty pic? 😄

"Did you see that dude bang his horse on Discovery Channel?"

"I was told i have a stiff upper lip"

"have you seen my knife?"

"I was a cannibal in a previous life."

Originally posted by ben_dover
"Can we stop by that strip club after our date.....I have to pick up my check."

By the way.....EsteemedLeader why did you suddenly decided to change your pic?

Did it spontaneously mutated into that mummy from your old hello kitty pic? 😄

It's Negative Man, and it's only there since I'm using him in an RP.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
It's Negative Man, and it's only there since I'm using him in an RP.

"Oops...I just jizzed in my pants."

"Want to meet my kids?"