What NOT to say on first dates

"Nice legs ; what time do they open ?"

"I brought you here so I could break up with you."

Originally posted by Haru-Donovan
"I brought you here so I could break up with you."

First date?

Originally posted by GCG
"Nice legs ; what time do they open ?"

Well not really, more like you just brought them to a public place so they wouldn't try to kill you or something.

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
*adjusts boobs* "Urgh...I can never get these implants to look right..."

"I like hello kitty!"

coughEsteemedLeadercough

"I have two heads maybe we can put them together and make this date interesting."

Originally posted by Zatch
"I have two heads maybe we can put them together and make this date interesting."

😆 😆 😆 😆

"My ex left me cause i was diagnosed HIV +"

"My balls itching, do yours?"

Originally posted by ben_dover
😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Zatch
was it that funny?

It was at first.

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You: "Do you smell that?"
Date: "Smell what?"
You: "Never mind."

"Nice rack"

*looks over shoulder* "I have to watch for the cops"

Come to a date and just cry the whole time.

"would you like to meet hairy bob?"

"meet mini me"

"You'd be cooler if you were a midget..."

"Would you care for a butter-finger ? "