What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
I miss hello kitty. cry

Hello Kitty will be back as soon as I'm done kicking this guys ass.

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
"Oops...I just jizzed in my pants."

What a coincidence...😖hifty:

Originally posted by Zatch
"Want to meet my kids?"

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Hello Kitty will be back as soon as I'm done kicking this guys ass.

What a coincidence...😖hifty:

😖hifty: I didn't mean me...

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
yay! 😊

😖hifty: I didn't mean me...

Suuuuuuuuuure you didn't 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
hwo is that not an okay thing to say? 😬

Originally posted by Zatch
Some people dont want a relationship with someone who has kids already.

"Want to meet my mom?"

"ever did an old person?"

""It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just
won't be as smart as I am."

"And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity farting contest."

"The voices in my head said you were hot..........They're wrong."

"My mom has to date you first to make sure your ok"

"I used to be a pedofile....but I prefer the term 'Priest'."

"I worship satan."

"Oh, almost forgot! I have to take my herpes medication!"

"Last night me and this chick scored. so how is your night going?"

*spends the entire evening scratching his own balls*

*picks his nose then flicks it on date*

*adjusts boobs* "Urgh...I can never get these implants to look right..."

*wobbles* "I think I had a little to much to drink tonight"

"I used to be in a band with backstreet boys."

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"I'm currently enrolled in a blue mans group"

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"I own a company 'Virgin' " <== There actually is a company like that !

funny.