What NOT to say on first dates

"How many inches?"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

Even better, "I'm going commando."

"I am starting to get a creak in my neck from that viagra I took"

"I'm excellent in bed. I get rave reviews."

"I used to kill people" 😐

"I was told that i have a big ****"

"Ever seen 'Red Eye'? Cillian Murphy was my hero in that movie."

"I just got out of prison."

Too obvious. Try "Wanna ride in my large brown van with the boarded up windows?"

"I never had a drink before I came here, I'm starting to get the shakes"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I never had a drink before I came here, I'm starting to get the shakes"

lol 😂

"would you like to see my bedroom?"

"excuse me a min I have to get my condom that I forgot"

"The voices in my head say your a keeper"

"So.....I'm a nun..."

"I have this rash could you take a look at it?" Its right down here" (date isn't a doctor)

even if the date was a doctor... 😘

*spends entire date talking about his mother*

"I tend to sweat when I am around fine woman like yourself"