What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Zatch86 pages

"I like to cum in womans faces" "You didn't hear anything"

"I used to have kids but I sold them on eBay"

Originally posted by Zatch
"I like to cum in womans faces" "You didn't hear anything"
!!!!!

"Marry me"

"Ever been in a cult? Good times..."

Originally posted by La Vierge
!!!!!
If you dont understand it is was part of the game not that I really like to do that.

"I hope we are not gonna do it because 'IT' is still soar from yesterday."
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silence
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"What a night...... 🙄 "
.............
thinking about
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💃
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Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
"Ever been in a cult? Good times..."

smiley_abzw

*farts real loud* "Woowee that one stinks"

"So.....what are we gonna name out kids?"

Originally posted by ben_dover
"I hope we are not gonna do it because 'IT' is still soar from yesterday."
.............
silence
.............
"What a night...... 🙄 "
.............
thinking about
.............
💃
.............

Ben_Dover..

Are you any relation to Neil Down?

😖hifty:

"When I was a kid I put my cat in the blender."

"I am a prostitute"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ben_Dover..

Are you any relation to Neil Down?

😖hifty:

In fast yes!

I have a big family.

Max E. Padd
Moe Lester
E. Jack Ulate
Master Bates
Harry Bahls
...........and that is just a very small portion of my comprehensive family.

Originally posted by ben_dover
In fast yes!

I have a big family.

Max E. Padd
Moe Lester
E. Jack Ulate
Master Bates
Harry Bahls
...........and that is just a very small portion of my comprehensive family.

😛

clapping

Are you also realted to big dick and little dick? Well shall I say Dick sr and Dick jr?

"Jeez how drunk was I when I agreed to this date!"

"Wanna see my dildo?" "It vibrates"

"Hi, I'm Drew Carrey."

"Nice to meet you Drew Carry I am Micheal Jackson."