What NOT to say on first dates

"I have this premature ejaculation problem......"

"I am gay" (Date opposite sex)

"Can we just skip to the sex?"

"I have a camel toe excuse me a moment"

"how do you feel about swinger parties?"

"how do you like it from the front or from behind?"

"yeh I've slept with my dog.. who hasn't!?"

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"You know that dude who got his penis chopped off......well that was me"

"I'm a eunich."

"This one time at band camp.....well you know the rest"

Girl :"Sorry, I have to adjust my boxers. I'm swinging around everywhere...you didn't hear that"

Originally posted by Zatch
"This one time at band camp.....well you know the rest"

"I tried cutting my boobs off once..."

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Girl :"Sorry, I have to adjust my boxers. I'm swinging around everywhere...you didn't hear that"

"The voice in my head told me your a dike. Is that true?"

"I have AIDS"

Setting: In a restaurant with food already ordered and on the table.

"I'll go use the restroom. I just have to apply my ointment medication."

"My family has a long history of in-breeding."

"I haven't wacked off in 5 mins" "Be right back"

Originally posted by Zatch
"I haven't wacked off in 5 mins" "Be right back"

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