What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by Zatch
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I used to be a woman y'know"

Have you ever been to a funeral wearing a tutu?

😂

"You're [insert name]'s sister? I saw your picture when [insert name] and I were getting to 'know' each other better."

some good ones nice to see new faces.

On your first date don't say.

" So can I smell your upper left leg "

"Let's see this will be girl number 200 hundred. Now just getting you in bed..."

" Do you mind when we have sex if I my friends watch "

Originally posted by HBK
" Do you mind when we have sex if I my friends watch "

???

On your first date don't say.

"I was actually born a woman"

Save that till your maried.

here's one. "your breasts make me feel like a hungry baby." and then start licking your lips and drooling. that'll start the date off just right.

Hey Zatch! Umm how about I think theres something on ur chest let me lick it...not the best but hey its stupid

Originally posted by roguegirl15
Hey Zatch! Umm how about I think theres something on ur chest let me lick it...not the best but hey its stupid

So everyone totally out of ideas then?

"I like to watch goat porn on animal planet, that really gets me hot"

Im guessing that cant be the best idea huh?

Don't worry,i'll look a lot better after i drug you.

nice titties

Originally posted by Council#13
nice titties

😂

what? you shouldnt!