What NOT to say on first dates

Started by CherryTopper86 pages

sorry I just had to go to the bathroom and took a major dump in the toilet

omg tmi for that dude or gal.

gal, and I am sick and twisted ✅

vivid imagination if you havent figured that

yeah I figured that out by now.

Originally posted by Zatch
yeah that is what she means.

I think most people can figure that out.

Spit or swallow?

wha?

It's something you shouldn't say on first dates.

yeah but I still don't get it... 😐

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
yeah but I still don't get it... 😐
your clueless.

yep that is why I would like a clue!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
yep that is why I would like a clue!
think of something that you shouldn't say on a first date and say it here.

Originally posted by eggmayo
Spit or swallow?

😆 Oh man! Thats great!

Don't go driving and then say "Do you think I'm pretty?" Seen that on the 40 year old virgin, ha ha, not funny...

How bout we skip dinner and the movies...and go straight to my backseat

Well um my hobbys are Warhammer, Star Trek and the Bee Gees.

I never wear underwear, you know.

Did you know your best friends hot? disgust

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
How bout we skip dinner and the movies...and go straight to my backseat

I'd take that offer 😉

i would take that offer too if i wasnt constipated and didnt have projectile diahrea at the same time. heres some thing not to say on a first date: OMG IM ON A DATE WITH THIS SMELLY B*****

Originally posted by RaeRox
Did you know your best friends hot? disgust
Hey now that was directed twoards me Rae. I know it was.