What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Zatch86 pages

Originally posted by Fianna
Say anything that compliments another woman.. 😛
That sets them off every time.

Don't keep shouting "FRUGEN!"

I did that once and your right they just look at you crazy and want to end the date right there. Shouting frugen is a bad idea. ✅

Originally posted by Zatch
I did that once and your right they just look at you crazy and want to end the date right there. Shouting frugen is a bad idea. ✅

Yeh, with me it only worked once and the girl turned out to be a squirrel. The sex was still good.

"You smell like shit"

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeh, with me it only worked once and the girl turned out to be a squirrel. The sex was still good.
I would say good luck to that then.

Originally posted by BackFire
"You smell like shit"

Really? It works for me.

*Can we make this date quick?............I gotta get home to my wife*

Don't stab random people and start laughing hysterically.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Can we make this date quick?............I gotta get home to my wife*
crash and burn on that one.

"nice hair, i wonna burn it" 😑 oh yes, its happend before

scary.

Nice tots.

lol funny.

*are those real*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*are those real*
Wow I have heard someone say that before scary really.

"Would you like to pat my pet snake?"

Last girl I took out had much bigger boobs than you !

burn hair!! lol

Thats funny.

*Do you want a diet coke?*

hmmm scary.

"you know my trial date is tomorrow"