What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Bushwacker86 pages
Bushwacker Senior Member

"My friends are expecting us to stop by their place. Are you ready to play Dungeons and Dragons?"

Vathu Rougue

*long silence*

wanna do it? 😐

Sgt. Hairy Senior Member

End of the date:

*long stare with silenece*

"Umm...do I pay you now?"

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by Bushwacker
"My friends are expecting us to stop by their place. Are you ready to play Dungeons and Dragons?"
😆
She says:" yeah sure I love dungeons and dragons"

CherryTopper Army Of One

wanna do it with a vinyl glove??

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by CherryTopper
wanna do it with a vinyl glove??
OMG I can't beleive you actually put that after you actually did it...lol but whatever floats your boat.

RaeRox XoXo

"Im having a discount this week."

Vathu Rougue

A discount... On fish. *dun dun ch*

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
"Im having a discount this week."
That is so dirty hun.

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by Zatch
That is so dirty hun.

....sarcasm???

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
....sarcasm???
I was talking about what you said for a first date hun not saying you.

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by Zatch
I was talking about what you said for a first date hun not saying you.

Sureeeeee 😏

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
Sureeeeee 😏
seriously if you said that to me for real I don't know what I would do.

Leo.M A Riddle

You looked skinnier last night 😐 what happened 🤨

PeaveyROcker ROck Out Or Get out!

"sorry i was late my buddy brang 5 whores instead of 4 but lets go"

lol

Zatch Senior Member

good ones those are hilarious.

Vathu Rougue

You know I was raped by cats right?

PeaveyROcker ROck Out Or Get out!

were you saying that about me?

if so, thanks

Leo.M A Riddle

are you just as flexible as you sister 😱

Zatch Senior Member

You know that one porno with the dog?" That was me"