What NOT to say on first dates

Started by A.D. Skinner86 pages
Originally posted by Leo.M
are you just as flexible as you sister 😱

😆

You kiss better than my Sister !!!!!

Originally posted by Zatch
You know that one porno with the dog?" That was me"

OMFG I saw that! Can you say H_O_T????!!! droolio

.....babe...dont scare me.....😛

Originally posted by RaeRox
OMFG I saw that! Can you say H_O_T????!!! droolio

.....babe...dont scare me.....😛

I got to love your sarcasm.

"Are we gonna have sex tonight?, cause if so....I should take my Viagra now"

Originally posted by A.D. Skinner
"Are we gonna have sex tonight?, cause if so....I should take my Viagra now"
Two thumbs up for that one.

"So do you know who the father is yet?"

My left nut itches, do you mind scratching it. And don't mind the oozing pus! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Originally posted by Zatch
I got to love your sarcasm.

Youve got to love me diva

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
My left nut itches, do you mind scratching it. And don't mind the oozing pus! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You didnt 😄

Originally posted by Ronny
"So do you know who the father is yet?"

😂

"Didn't I see you on one of those Maury shows ?????"

Originally posted by RaeRox
Youve got to love me diva

You didnt 😄

You know I do.

Originally posted by Zatch
You know I do.

I do now??? I dont know about that 😄 Maybe you should tell me......

Originally posted by Zatch
You know I do.
Originally posted by RaeRox
I do now??? I dont know about that 😄 Maybe you should tell me......
Maybe you ought to listen the hot chick every once in a while, y0!!!

Originally posted by RaeRox
I do now??? I dont know about that 😄 Maybe you should tell me......
I love you babe with all my heart.

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Maybe you ought to listen the hot chick every once in a while, y0!!!

Indeed listen to him 😛

Originally posted by Zatch
I love you babe with all my heart.

....ditto 😄

OMG You two I am sooooo trippin....

Originally posted by RaeRox
Indeed listen to him 😛

....ditto 😄

OMG You two I am sooooo trippin....

Why are you so trippen babe?

Originally posted by Zatch
I love you babe with all my heart.
Aw...I get this really warm fuzzy feeling in my heart!!! That or it's gas!!! HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!! Just messin' wit ya bruddah!

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Aw...I get this really warm fuzzy feeling in my heart!!! That or it's gas!!! HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!! Just messin' wit ya bruddah!
Yeah I figured. 5 months is creeping up on us.

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Aw...I get this really warm fuzzy feeling in my heart!!! That or it's gas!!! HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!! Just messin' wit ya bruddah!

Great Jake 😛

Originally posted by Zatch
Yeah I figured. 5 months is creeping up on us.

5 months? Really? Omg...

KIDDING.

Originally posted by RaeRox
Great Jake 😛
whaaaaaat??? *shrug* Havin' a bit of fun, hun!