What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Piggle Humsy86 pages
Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

"sorry I just can't get rid of this erection"

Zatch Senior Member

"I think I caught something from that bruad last night"

EsteemedLeader Restricted

"Do you mind if i take off my pants? Just helps me relax..."

ben_dover Senior Member

"Am I gonna be your first tonight?"
"Wait...are we gonna even do it?"
"What do you mean no? Then why am I paying for the dinner?"

Zatch Senior Member

"I don't have a job"

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by Zatch
I know some people have dirty minds
*coughmyselfcough* 😇

too true babe 😛

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

"you'd look great in my kitchen"

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
too true babe 😛
Maybe.

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by Zatch
Maybe.

riighgtttt......

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
riighgtttt......
Yeah. So hun got anything off the top of your head. I mean to say in the thread?

EsteemedLeader Restricted

"I like Hello Kitty"

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by Zatch
Yeah. So hun got anything off the top of your head. I mean to say in the thread?

nope. nada. dont make me think right now. please.

Zatch Senior Member

"I haven't bathed in weeks" "Want to smell my underarms?"

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
nope. nada. dont make me think right now. please.
Fine then dont say it.

ReverendMakashi "Nerd maker funner of-er"

What not to say on the first date? "Hey baby, with all that butt, I'll need to buy a hatchback."

RaeRox XoXo
Originally posted by Zatch
"I haven't bathed in weeks" "Want to smell my underarms?"

"SH*T my bf just called, he always HAS to keep track of me..."

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by RaeRox
"SH*T my bf just called, he always HAS to keep track of me..."
Thats not what i meant.

EsteemedLeader Restricted

"I post on KMC."

ReverendMakashi "Nerd maker funner of-er"

"You got a sister?"

ReverendMakashi "Nerd maker funner of-er"

"So, would you like to exorcise my demon?"