What NOT to say on first dates

mmm hmm.

Male: "You are alot prettier than the man i was dating in prison"

Originally posted by Zatch
Male: "You are alot prettier than the man i was dating in prison"

Wow Im really uncomfortable with that....

Originally posted by Zatch
Male: "You are alot prettier than the man i was dating in prison"

i love you now

"Let latex be the only thing that gets between us."

When over at your dates house:
"Holy shit, K.Diddy's Palace of Love is better than this dump."

While eating at KFC:
"Isn't KFC yummy?" - your date
"Heck yes! KMC is the shit." - you

😖 bag

"I've spiked your drink; you should be out of in about Mmmm 3 seconds"

"I peed in the bucket and I didn't miss.............much."

Originally posted by Wolflet
When over at your dates house:
"Holy shit, K.Diddy's Palace of Love is better than this dump."

While eating at KFC:
"Isn't KFC yummy?" - your date
"Heck yes! KMC is the shit." - you

😖 bag

😂

hmm never say never say never say....I LOVE YOU... on the first date

first date is only getting to know the person and you dont really love the person...
saying i love you makes you look like youre very clingy very needy

Originally posted by RaeRox
Wow Im really uncomfortable with that....

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😆 oh my god...thats the funniest thing i have ever heard

i love you now

"I like big butts and I cannot lie"

your boobs are making me ............

When you're over to meet the parents don't I mean DON'T smack the mums ass.

Nice ****! 😂

You and your mum could pass for sisters.

You and your mum should have lesbian sex with me spraying the pepto bismol in your ears and nostrils.

wow bloigen that one is a little scary.

"where is my ticket to ride you?"

I WANNA LICK YOU UP AND DOWN!