What NOT to say on first dates

great ones.

Never talk about how wonderful
was your relation with your EX ^^

"I'm gay" 😛

"Wanna go sacrifice a donkey with me shock"

"no 😐"

"You look like the fat and ugly version of ROSANNE BARR"

"I know"

"suke suke for 5 dolla' " ?

Originally posted by GCG
"suke suke for 5 dolla' " ?

"I bet you got your toys from a Happy Meal, fatty"

"I would like a salad for myself and two double quarter pounders for her"

I love you.

is it comprehensible.....

"coughihaveaidscough so how are you tonight?"

"Just in case you didnt notice, Haloween has been over for 4 months now. You can take off that mask and fat suit"

"only if you take yours off"

Originally posted by GCG
"Just in case you didnt notice, Haloween has been over for 4 months now. You can take off that mask and fat suit"

"..and on the 7th day God rested, took a shit, and your ugly ass came out"

Originally posted by GCG
"..and on the 7th day God rested, took a shit, and your ugly ass came out"

"You make Jabba The Hutt look anhorexic"

"can you please just let me film our date as proof"

"Your teeth look like a pack of ccracker jacks"