What NOT to say on first dates

"is there a line to get on that?"

running out of ideas any new ones?

open your legs

been done before.

If the girl (or boy for that matter) has either piercings or even some kind of cosmetic surgery done, "piercings/ cosmetic surgery are advanced self-mutilation."

interesting going to have to think of something along those lines.

"i can hang things on my nose ring" cool isn't it?"

never talk about your ex-girl/boyfriend (and how great she/he was)

I'll show something special behind those dumpsters over there.

Originally posted by Bloigen
You and your mum should have lesbian sex with me spraying the pepto bismol in your ears and nostrils.

hysterical

Lemme touch ur body baby, lemme feel U up.

Y'know when we're doing "it" would it be ok if we included some barnyard animals and some sh*t?

"By the looks of you I can tell you are going to be a hell of alot better in bed than my ex"

Man "I think you should pick up the check"

When I grow up I want to be a fire-engine.

man "i like eggz"

"I like it here, this place is nice and quiet, I can hear the voices in my head properly."

"The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you."

After having sex: Meh, You're not as good as your dad.

The worst is the pick-up lines. For example:

- Nice shoes, wanna ****?

- Can I borrough 25 cents. I have to call your father cauz you're not coming home tonight.

- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

And others I will not say lol