What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Spideys Sister86 pages

Another for after a few beers....

So you are a guy....I was wondering what that mustashe was doing on your eyes....

Double burn!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Another for after a few beers....

So you are a guy....I was wondering what that mustashe was doing on your eyes....

Double burn!

lol

Originally posted by Bloigen
That actually works. If your Austin Powers.

it worked for me once
Originally posted by Zatch
Guy After a Few Beers: The more I drink the more you look like Janet Jackson instead of Freddie Jackson...thank god.
that was wrong on so many levels

Originally posted by darksora
it worked for me once

🙄 [sarcasm]Yeah, I'm sure it did.[/sarcasm]

how do u think i met quellefalathwen

Originally posted by darksora
it worked for me once that was wrong on so many levels
I don't see how but ok.

Originally posted by Zatch
I don't see how but ok.

I like your head.

Hold my pants

Originally posted by RaeRox
I like your head.
I am glad I am the only one who knows what you mean baby.

Your hair smells cheap....did you get it from the 99 cent store?

😂

Originally posted by Zatch
I am glad I am the only one who knows what you mean baby.

I could just type it...and besides, Im sure some of our more experienced pervs get it 😉

Originally posted by RaeRox
I like your head.
are you talking to me? shock

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you talking to me? shock

Told ya Dustin.

Where the hell is Maynard?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you talking to me? shock
nope talking to me buddy sorry...she was claimed 8 months ago...lol...oh and I am taken as well so don't try anything special.

*Dustin's* 😄

Originally posted by RaeRox
*Dustin's* 😄
yeah I know who's you were talking about dear.

Originally posted by Zatch
yeah I know who's you were talking about dear.

droolio I like it....

yeah i know I know....

Originally posted by Zatch
yeah i know I know....

I like you....droolio

I love you....DOUBLE droolio!!!!