What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by A.D. Skinner
I can't believe you just ate the whole thing !

Someone said that to me on our first date because I finished my cheeseburger.

He never called me again cry

Originally posted by Zebina
Someone said that to me on our first date because I finished my cheeseburger.

He never called me again cry

You should have humored him and said something like yeah I was hungry but no worries after I puke my meal up to keep my arse trim for you lets go dancing how about a little smoochie!~

Originally posted by Zebina
Someone said that to me on our first date because I finished my cheeseburger.

He never called me again cry

I can't believe that...

How shallow can people be! Finishing a cheeseburger isn't at all bad !

most people finish cheeseburgers, it wasnt like a whole pizza or anything

Wow you have a great ass, can I put my beer on it?

I THINK I might be gay. Would you be willing to help me figure that out?

When you come home with me tonight, take your shoes off at the door. My mother will probably be sleeping, and she'd get jealous if we woke her up.

You know, I dig fat chicks.
(Swear to God, the ONE date my mother went on while her bf was in prison....*it was during one of their "breaks"*, and the dude says that to her.)

ooh...

i think i dropped my contacts in your blouse. oh no, im not wearing glasses...

hmm...

HI IM DAVE! DO YOU HAVE ANY BATMAN MOVIES?!

Sos your momma, biatch!
Works every time.

dont say you like milk. It doesnt help any.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
dont say you like milk. It doesnt help any.

I JUST FARTED A BOMB!

Originally posted by Bloigen
[b]I JUST FARTED A BOMB! [/B]

Originally posted by Zatch
I bet that one hurt at least a little.

I'm going to shout that out the next time my girlfriend and I go somewhere.

"So.....wanna go halves on a bastard?"

You: Nice eyes.
Date: Oh, thanks! *looks down blushing*
You: Do you mind if I gouge them out to make copies for myself?