What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Quellefalathwen86 pages

"You looked better on myspace" 😄

^ 😂 😆 😂 hysterical

Your Wig looks really good, hardly can tell !

^ "I know I mean it just seems to suit me well."

I have that same dress 😱

"I have to shit so bad..."

"do you like fall out boy"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
"do you like fall out boy"
I can't believe you don't like them either....😆. Something told me you would post here as soon as it was near the top and MY sexy name was over in the corner...lol

Originally posted by Zatch
I can't believe you don't like them either....😆. Something told me you would post here as soon as it was near the top and MY sexy name was over in the corner...lol
*snap* sista mhm

don't go there...

"are you a maggot?" (only works if you don't explain that "maggot" means "Slipknot fan"😉

Dumb pick up lines like:
You're my cream can I be your cheese?

God Good you're fat!

"can you hang on just a few seconds? *grabs pen and paper* I just need to take notes"

when the check comes...

Hmm, I seem to be a little short....can you take care of this?

Suck my d!ck, B!TCH!

so do we screw now or later

Originally posted by darksora
so do we screw now or later

That actually works. If your Austin Powers.

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
"You looked better on myspace" 😄

wow great minds think alike

Guy After a Few Beers: The more I drink the more you look like Janet Jackson instead of Freddie Jackson...thank god.