What NOT to say on first dates

Not on he first date but I thought what Stewie said to Fran in the future after having "sex" with her maybe wasn't appropriate.

Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...Do I give you money or something?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not on he first date but I thought what Stewie said to Fran in the future after having "sex" with her maybe wasn't appropriate.

Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...[b]Do I give you money or something? [/B]

You: "are you my blind date?" *waves hand in front of date's face*

Date: *swats at your hand*

You: "Hey you can see......but _______ said that you were blind!!!!"

😂 omg I love that one ^.

Originally posted by Zatch
😂 omg I love that one ^.

thank you *bows* thank you *bows again*

I think we should go some place dark with not a lot of people around

Wow you're cute I'm so glad my yeast infection cleared up

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Wow you're cute I'm so glad my yeast infection cleared up

WTFhysterical

jester

Originally posted by K.Diddy
WTFhysterical

jester

hey I did what I was told lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Wow you're cute I'm so glad my yeast infection cleared up

😂

Originally posted by Aurora
😂

*bows* thank you thank you

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow you're cute I'm so glad my yeast infection cleared up

^shock Definately don't say THAT.

....well, if she's fine then I might be able to over look it...

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
^shock Definately don't say THAT.

....well, if she's fine then I might be able to over look it...

I know that's the weird thing cause a guy would probably still sleep with her, he may not call her but he'll probably still sleep with her lmfao

Originally posted by DiamondBullets

....well, if she's fine then I might be able to over look it...

I dont know man,I'm not really one to knock back some good pussy.....but that shit is getting a bit nasty 😘 😕

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know that's the weird thing cause a guy would probably still sleep with her, he may not call her but he'll probably still sleep with her lmfao

Depends...

If she's average looking (or less) and was crude through out the entire date--then I'd prolly just ask the waiter for the check and tell the b!tch to getta taxi.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I dont know man,I'm not really one to knock back some good pussy.....but that shit is getting a bit nasty 😘 😕

Not really--just a part of life I suppose. Of all the chicks you've fukked, you never know which ones have had infections.

Here's a relevant joke.....

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggety Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?

A: A fat redhead with a yeast infection!

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Not really--just a part of life I suppose. Of all the chicks you've fukked, you never know which ones have had infections.

I dont really want to think about it 😆

You do have a point though😕

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Here's a relevant joke.....

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggety Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?

A: A fat redhead with a yeast infection!

Ouch!

I am guessing guys would forgive alot of things, when faced w/ the possiblity of getting laid. ✅

Originally posted by Aurora
Ouch!

I am guessing guys would forgive alot of things, when faced w/ the possiblity of getting laid. ✅

Some things-yes.

A lot of things--I don't think so.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Some things-yes.

A lot of things--I don't think so.

✅