What NOT to say on first dates

Do you take cash? Or are you one of those special type of girls that like to say, "For everything else, there's MasterCard"...

your brother is hot <3

Originally posted by darksora
actually that would turn me on greatly u sick sadistic thing u

😛 would it now.......I didn't know......I guess that's what you get for being a dominatrix while dating a vampire vampire

Originally posted by RaeRox
Well I was wondering how much I would owe you for this...whole...relationship....angel_not

nice shoes....wanna f*ck

I want to pee in your butt.

"Excuse me if I'm moody.....I forgot to take my meds this morning"

hi hope you dont mind tuesday, cos monday is Sarah, wednesday is Mandy, thursday is Laura, friday is Kat, saturday is debbie, and sunday is Paul

Originally posted by thorncrawler
hi hope you dont mind tuesday, cos monday is Sarah, wednesday is Mandy, thursday is Laura, friday is Kat, saturday is debbie, and sunday is Paul

Well that means that I have to postpone my date with Stan......so I'll move Stan to Wednesday, Jack to Thursday, Steve to Friday, Jim to Saturday, Fred to Sunday, and George to Monday.......$#!+ that leaves no time for my wedding!!!!

your wedding is monday thats alright i'll miss 3 divorce hearing for it!

Oh, right thanx for reminding me.......*writes this down*

oh and dont forget to jopin me at the doctors for the usual checks

Of course!!!!

Originally posted by crazylozer
I want to pee in your butt.

hysterical WTF

Hahahaha.

I want children, but not with you,with the Pope!!!!!

Originally posted by crazylozer
I want to pee in your butt.

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Originally posted by crazylozer
I want to pee in your butt.

Let's go before the white coats find me