What NOT to say on first dates

I've been having these awful itches coming from my rear end. Do you mind if you take a look...?

You: *looks at date's body* "You are the secks"

Originally posted by Zatch
omg I would die...

Well I was wondering how much I would owe you for this...whole...relationship....angel_not

(only if the person is not a nerd......cause some nerds like this kind of thing)

You: "Hey! Let's go read"

excuse me I think I just crapped my pants

*shouts come from inside house*

You: Dammit bobby, get back inside the house! Don't make me call your daddy(or mommy if you're a guy)

(in a basement with your date tied up)

You: "here kitty, kitty, kitty" *cracks whip* "let's play"

Date: *whimpers*

You: "Awww, does the little kitty want to leave?"

Date: *shakes head*

You: "good kitty" *torchers*

(I'm not going to go into anymore detail......don't worry)

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
(in a basement with your date tied up)

You: "here kitty, kitty, kitty" *cracks whip* "let's play"

Date: *whimpers*

You: "Awww, does the little kitty want to leave?"

Date: *shakes head*

You: "good kitty" *torchers*

(I'm not going to go into anymore detail......don't worry)

That's the some first date. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
That's the some first date. 😐

*laughs maniacally* Why yes it is........but I know some people that would call it "what happens at midnight"

*meh*

My Penis was Bitten off when I made love to a Goat.

Darling, I love you lets re-marry

"You see that guy over there? Yeah, he's gay. I slept with him a few weeks ago. Just a one night stand, you know? Wait, I mean..."

Lick my wong, cougar breath!

Nice panties...

Don't u work at that XXX club?

- Shouldn't talk about previous dates/relationships. And say how great they were. And compare him/her with them.
Example: "Hey I've been with this chick once, she was totally hot, y'know? But in the end, she turned out to be a real *****. You're a little chubby tho', but I'm sure youre nice on the inside."
😂

- "I'm gay 😐"
- "Oh man, you remind me of [insert name here] so much... he/she was a *****!! I'd like to see his/her head chopped off and fed to pigs! "

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
(in a basement with your date tied up)

You: "here kitty, kitty, kitty" *cracks whip* "let's play"

Date: *whimpers*

You: "Awww, does the little kitty want to leave?"

Date: *shakes head*

You: "good kitty" *torchers*

(I'm not going to go into anymore detail......don't worry)

Hey mum.

naughty

shnone

aren't u my history teacher