What NOT to say on first dates

"i worship satan."

"Don't mind the sores around my mouth."

all women should bathe twice before a date, it decreases the chance of a male gettin turned off by the funkyness, especially if its hairy

"can you cash my welfare check?"

why do you unbotton that shirt collar, i got me an all natural pearl necklace i want to give you.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

"I must warn you, my penis is 2" long when excited."

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

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Originally posted by Ambience
All this could be yours for one low, low price!

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Sucky sucky five dolla? 131

Nice tets. 😆

Originally posted by Tattoo
Sucky sucky five dolla? 131

Not that low.
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"Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too."

Originally posted by Ambience
Not that low.
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"Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too."

$40 special? 131

"Your dad was good, so I figured...'why not daddy's little girl?'"

Originally posted by Tattoo
$40 special? 131

"Your dad was good, so I figured...'why not daddy's little girl?'"

So were haggling now?
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"If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous"

Originally posted by Ambience
So were haggling now?
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"If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous"

Possibly...*unzips* 131

"I'm a lesbian in a man's body, so yes...I would like to munch some carpet tonight."

Originally posted by Tattoo
Possibly...*unzips* 131

"I'm a lesbian in a man's body, so yes...I would like to munch some carpet tonight."

I don't know if I'm cheap enough for your taste though.
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"I want to bear all your children."

Originally posted by Ambience
I don't know if I'm cheap enough for your taste though.
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"I want to bear all your children."

Damn you. 😐

"Are you cheap like Ambience?"

Originally posted by Tattoo
Damn you. 😐

"Are you cheap like Ambience?"

Oh!
You sure you want to go there?
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What not to say?

"Oh shit...I really should have worn jeans. I'm getting turned on."

Originally posted by Ambience
Oh!
You sure you want to go there?
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Sure?

Originally posted by DarkC
What not to say?

"Oh shit...I really should have worn jeans. I'm getting turned on."

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Oh my God.
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