What NOT to say on first dates

Oh by the way my friends paid me to go out with you.So I was wondering if we can speed it up abit.I am supose to be at my real girlfriend's house in a hour!jm

XDXD😄😄

Originally posted by Tsure
Really? I'm convicted on Saturn. XD

Dude, Saturn kicks ass! 😱

Hell yeah it does. Too bad I can't go back because of the conviction. Damn Saturnites don't want me there.

*at the end of the date*

So... ummm... can I come in and we could play "just the tip"?

I've had better doped

My shoes give my a +27 stamina bonus and +15 spell damage and healing, they cost me twenty six gold to buy. What about yours?

Originally posted by DarkC
My shoes give my a +27 stamina bonus and +15 spell damage and healing, they cost me twenty six gold to buy. What about yours?

Not sure why I quoted the other post though.

"i am hung like a flea."

your criminal conviction record

ever had herpes?

this works every time--ask her what time her legs open

Hi, my name is Barker🙂

Originally posted by snowultra
this works every time--ask her what time her legs open

Originally posted by Barker
They open the same time the local fish mart opens.

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"Wanna make babies"? naughty

"oh by the way i just lost my job can you pay?"