What NOT to say on first dates

"I was wondering...would you like to threesome with me?"

This girl did that on blind date the t.v. show and the guy actually went for it.

Originally posted by Zatch
"I was wondering...would you like to threesome with me?"

This girl did that on blind date the t.v. show and the guy actually went for it.

I wonder why?hmm

"So..... you like guys with a sixth toe on each foot, right?"

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wonder why?hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wonder why?hmm

A) It was a girl asking.

B) They were on Blind Date.

Originally posted by Zatch
i mean sex first date two girls...I wonder why also...

Duh😛

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
A) It was a girl asking.

B) They were on Blind Date.

Really now? I always thought guys carried themselves with dignity and respect. This is such a shock.😱

"Is that a ROLEX?! Wooow. Can I see? Thanks."

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
A) It was a girl asking.

B) They were on Blind Date.

Yeah, things get less funny when you have to explain them 😐

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Duh😛

Really now? I always thought guys carried themselves with dignity and respect. This is such a shock.😱

"Well, I called my Dungeon Master and he said that it would be okay if you came by the dungeon and played with us"

Originally posted by Zatch
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

I lost my virginity to my auntie while she was babysitting me................... but hey dont judge my aunt!

Originally posted by Lillith_MacBeth
"Well, I called my Dungeon Master and he said that it would be okay if you came by the dungeon and played with us"

"Could you excuse me I just go out of prison and I need to call my kids"

Originally posted by Lillith_MacBeth
"Well, I called my Dungeon Master and he said that it would be okay if you came by the dungeon and played with us"

Okay, funny story. So the WarHammer master told me that I couldn't move 5 spaces up, but then I flipped to manual page 561 and showed him that I could, then I said 'the King of the kasdglkasd can do whatever he wants, he's king!'. Funny, eh?

(sorry if I got anything wrong in that story, I have no idea how to play Warhammer. Infact, I have only the foggiest idea of what it is)

Originally posted by Council#13
Okay, funny story. So the WarHammer master told me that I couldn't move 5 spaces up, but then I flipped to manual page 561 and showed him that I could, then I said 'the King of the kasdglkasd can do whatever he wants, he's king!'. Funny, eh?

(sorry if I got anything wrong in that story, I have no idea how to play Warhammer. Infact, I have only the foggiest idea of what it is)

Footnote: Warhammer punk

So my parole officer said I have to be back by 7.

"Just give me 5 seconds to call the other girlfriend and break up with her, that way I can't technically be a cheater."

I'm a convicted sex offender...on Mars.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'm a convicted sex offender...on Mars.