What NOT to say on first dates

Um....

"I don't have to wear a rubber right?"

Originally posted by Zatch
I was thinking. What would be the worst thing you could say to your date? Especially your first date.

"This was a misstake.."

Do you cum here often? Well you will do soon...

open wide.....

i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?

do you have a hiney troll?

do you want me to make you cream

If you're out to bang a pious Christian girl, don’t ever say “Religion is fake to me. The preachers are hypocritical money-hungry assholes and/or pedophiles."

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
If you're out to bang a pious Christian girl, don’t ever say “Religion is fake to me. The preachers are hypocritical money-hungry assholes and/or pedophiles."

haha.i banged a church girl before and the exact quote i said was i have the holy grail you wanna see?

Originally posted by PiruBlood
haha.i banged a church girl before and the exact quote i said was i have the holy grail you wanna see?

Well not all of us are that clever.......

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Well not all of us are that clever.......

i couldnt help it the girls iq was of jessica simpson.

"You look like my daughter. Perfect"

do you like seamen?

Originally posted by Tsure
"You look like my daughter. Perfect"

😂 Gotta remember not to say that! 😱

Originally posted by Council#13
😂 Gotta remember not to say that! 😱

Okay....these actually happanned to me and it was pretty gross....

One guy (I noticed was slightly overweight) told me he had just returned from a FATFARM in Florida where he was given daily colonics. He then went on to talk in disgusting details about the benefits of these colonics. For those of you who dont' know what colonics are they are like super high powered enemas where your entire intestines are totally flushed before you could absorb any fat into your system. I almost wretched.

Another guy kept touching my earlobes and telling me "don't mind me....I'm a touchy-feely type". I had barely met him. We knew each other for about 5 minutes and already he's massaging my earlobes. I guess if he was smoking hot I wouldn't have minded that much but he was pretty average looking. No chemistry.

Now when a guy asks me, later, if I have a condom I usually answer like this: "I only have two....extra small or extra large....which one are you?" 😆

XD

Originally posted by MariaV
Okay....these actually happanned to me and it was pretty gross....

One guy (I noticed was slightly overweight) told me he had just returned from a FATFARM in Florida where he was given daily colonics. He then went on to talk in disgusting details about the benefits of these colonics. For those of you who dont' know what colonics are they are like super high powered enemas where your entire intestines are totally flushed before you could absorb any fat into your system. I almost wretched.

Another guy kept touching my earlobes and telling me "don't mind me....I'm a touchy-feely type". I had barely met him. We knew each other for about 5 minutes and already he's massaging my earlobes. I guess if he was smoking hot I wouldn't have minded that much but he was pretty average looking. No chemistry.

Now when a guy asks me, later, if I have a condom I usually answer like this: "I only have two....extra small or extra large....which one are you?" 😆

Wow. How old were they? 😂

Both guys early 30s.

Thats weird.