What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by MariaV
Okay....these actually happanned to me and it was pretty gross....

One guy (I noticed was slightly overweight) told me he had just returned from a FATFARM in Florida where he was given daily colonics. He then went on to talk in disgusting details about the benefits of these colonics. For those of you who dont' know what colonics are they are like super high powered enemas where your entire intestines are totally flushed before you could absorb any fat into your system. I almost wretched.

Another guy kept touching my earlobes and telling me "don't mind me....I'm a touchy-feely type". I had barely met him. We knew each other for about 5 minutes and already he's massaging my earlobes. I guess if he was smoking hot I wouldn't have minded that much but he was pretty average looking. No chemistry.

Now when a guy asks me, later, if I have a condom I usually answer like this: "I only have two....extra small or extra large....which one are you?" 😆

Creepy xD

Desparate much. 😄

what not to say on a first date:

*Guy's phone rings*
Guy: Excuse me, my ex is a little clingy.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my step-brother still isn't over me.

Originally posted by miss_swann
what not to say on a first date:

*Guy's phone rings*
Guy: Excuse me, my ex is a little clingy.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my step-brother still isn't over me.

Originally posted by miss_swann
what not to say on a first date:

*Guy's phone rings*
Guy: Excuse me, my ex is a little clingy.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my step-brother still isn't over me.

"I play WoW"

"Don't mind the cockroaches. They are my friends." *Smiles Goofy Like*

I killed 3 people and my entire family, because they did not like me....so what would you like for dinner.

"do you go on kmc OTF too? 🙂"

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I killed 3 people and my entire family, because they did not like me....so what would you like for dinner.

Ahem *Gains posture*

"Yeah I was convicted of rape, but you don't have any worries if you don't say no."

"Wanna watch naruto with me when we are finished eating?"

seriously, I was just the getaway driver!!!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
"Wanna watch naruto with me when we are finished eating?"

do you believe that oral sex is in fact sex?

"Do you play World of Warcraft?"

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
I actually used that line and it WORKED! ✅ We are still dating to this day and she is awesome. w00t

Originally posted by DarkC
"Do you play World of Warcraft?"

Originally posted by DarkC
"Do you play World of Warcraft?"

"I'm glad my mother let me go out tonight 🙂 "

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i just said that! Lol, well... really similar

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh