What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Mairuzu86 pages

"Im leveling a shadow priest, wanna level a warlock with me?"

Originally posted by DarkC
😛 Yeah, I had to go there. I still play.
Cant believe I missed that one. lets see......

"Star Trek or Star Wars?"

"Im a warrior, lets make you a priest and then we can make paladins?"

"Want to join my "My little pony" Fanclub?"

Wanna play pocket pool?

Lick my feet?

Are those things real?

"Hold on, my penis told me he wants to see you... and possibly... smell your breath"

"Sorry, this is more of a trivial question. Do you happen to know the symptoms of severe anal discharge, also commonly known as 'diarrhea'?"

Are you a natural blonde?

"Ok, my mom said i have to be home by 6"

Originally posted by Mairuzu
dammit, i want an anime fan girlfriend 🙁
She isn't a fan. 🙂 She just supports my interests and I support hers. That's why we are good together. 🙂

damn your Momz is hot yo.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
damn your Momz is hot yo.
RJ's mom has got it going on.

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
RJ's mom has got it going on.
*Continues rest of song* 🥷

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVJmwYKy7eM

"You don't play Yu-Gi-Oh?... what the hell else are we going to do"

Originally posted by Mairuzu
"You don't play Yu-Gi-Oh?... what the hell else are we going to do"
haermm

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
RJ's mom has got it going on.
✅ 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
✅ 😆
I don't know what your mom looks like. mmm

"Want to rent a movie and not watch it? naughty"

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
I don't know what your mom looks like. mmm
very pretty. kinda like Susan Lucci.